Happy birthday thread

happy birthday, one and all.

I don’t care if Aliena is married. I’m totally un-attracted to her.

Errrrr… What happened to the old one?

Happy birthday to everyone who has one (today)!

I love birthdays. Theres cake, and I love cake. Plus presents. YAY video games I didnt have to buy with my money. And happy b-day to everybody today.

“Happy Birthday” - The Birthday Party

It’s a very happy day
We are at lots of fun fun fun
And it’s ice-cream and jelly
and a punch in the belly
How much can you throw over the walls?

And see how his face glows
It’s a bike! What a surprise.
It’s a big bike. What a big surprise.
It’s a red bike. What a red surprise.
Oh, what a surprise.

But the best thing there
But the best thing there
Was the wonderful dog chair
Was the beautiful dog chair
That could count right up to ten
It could count right up to ten
It went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

And it’s another happy day.
He was born eleven years ago
And this year it’s long trousers
and a very smart tie.
Just think in five years he’ll be shaving.

And see how his face glows
It’s a sword. What a surprise!
It’s a samurai sword.
What a metal surprise.
He’ll remember this day for the rest of his life.

But the best thing there
But the best thing there
Is that fabulous dog chair
The immaculate dog chair
That could count right up to eleven

It could count right up to eleven
It went woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
woof, woof, woof.

But the best thing there
But the best thing there
Was my darling the dog chair
But the rampaging dog chair
That could count right up to eleven
It could count right up to eleven.

And it went round and round the house.

Happy birthday Daemoness. I dunno how many people wished you it so far, but happy birthday anyways.

Happy birthday to teh brother of Gallo (JFGemini), have some Heavy Lourdes. Drops 100 Heavy Lourdes on JF

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Okay…just like to say Happy Birthday to everyone having one today! Passes around chocolate cake Anyone want some?

Does it have cocaine in it? Or at least some LSD?

No…not on it…but I left a jar of some so you could put it on yours. Have to think of other people too! Hands him a piece of cake and a jar

Happy belated Birthday Daemoness.

And happy birthday JFGmini. cake and ice cream to everyone. Daemoness gets her own cake

Happy Bday Gemini!!!

gives Gemini a Heavy Lourdes

“And now…”

drops a shitload of Napalm on Steve for posting teh Ev0l picture

does the happy birthday dance for Daemoness and Gemini

Happy birthday guys!

Originally posted by Party Girl
No…not on it…but I left a jar of some so you could put it on yours. Have to think of other people too! Hands him a piece of cake and a jar

DAMNIT! You DON’T put cocaine in a jar! YOU RUINED IT!!!1111111111111

Release the bats! RELEASE the bats! RELEASE the b-B-b-B-b-B-b-baby is a cool machine! she moves to the pulse of a generator SHE says DAMN that sex supreme! she says uhh, she says, damn that horror bat, SEX horror, SEX bat SEX horror SEX vampire SEX BAT HORROR VAMPIRE SEX…cool machine… breathes heavily horror bat…BITE! cool machine…BITE! sex vampire…BITE! ROOAAAAARGGHH! BITE!

Uh yeah, happy birthday everyone :smiley:

-Mazrim Taim

Originally posted by Mazrim Taim
Release the bats! RELEASE the bats! RELEASE the b-B-b-B-b-B-b-baby is a cool machine! she moves to the pulse of a generator SHE says DAMN that sex supreme! she says uhh, she says, damn that horror bat, SEX horror, SEX bat SEX horror SEX vampire SEX BAT HORROR VAMPIRE SEX…cool machine… breathes heavily horror bat…BITE! cool machine…BITE! sex vampire…BITE! ROOAAAAARGGHH! BITE!

hugs

I love you! <3

sings
hippo birdy two ewes,
hippo birdy two ewes,
hippo birdy deer ewe (or insert name),
hippo birdy two ewes.

Blink Huh? Is this the Birthday Thread, or the Tower of Babel?

Anyway: Happy Belated Birthday (again!) to Kagato and the rest. :wave: