Sweet, I got a special shout-out from Percy here! Be happy bitches, my e-mail got him to stop by and give you the Middle English love that you need! 
(oh, and by bitches I mean you friendly sundry folk of RPGC, whee)
Congratulations to the one who has been called God’s Gift to Women, from the one who calls himself God’s Punishment to Everyone. 
I wonder if Perc still lives down the road from me… >>
Happy belated Birthday Percival! I only just got back from my holiday!
If he does, you should hang out with him. He’s a pretty cool guy.
BTW, you live in Victoria??
Happy belated birthday from the DT out of a shabby internet cafe somewhere in the middle of nowhere in germany. you should come by more often! rpgc, that is. Thou art missed!
Happy (belated) birthday man, I just had to post in a thread where both the birthday boy responded AND Vicki admitted to us all being bitches.
Because really, those are one-a-year occurances.