Happy birthday, Sinistral.

Hah. He thanked me. Hahahahaha.

He had to edit it to say “everyone” instead of “everyone except that complete ass, 984.”

Happy birthday Sin!

Happy Birthday, Sinistral!

Happy present day.

Happy Birthday Sin! You are the most awesome guy ever and I will uphold my undying allegience to your noble cause.

I love you man!

Happy Sinday!
(sorry I’m late)

Are you guys fucking stupid? His birthday was 21 years ago!!

On a completely unrelated note, happy anniversary of your birth, Sin!!

Ach, I’m late. Hope you had a great day, Sin!

Sinistral’s name is Pat?

Happy birthday.
wow I’m really late on this.

Maybe.

No, don’t listen to him, it’s a trick.

Yes, Sin’s Pat. You know, that person with the ambiguous gender identity. Fer reals.

(edit - we used to have a Pat joke at work, but it’s sort of died out, and I really wanted to use it again!)

Happy birthday Tommy

Happy (Belated) Birthday.

It’s Pat!