Ok, so it’s not your birthday. But you’re just so awesome that you deserve your own thread. Say something profound at us!
it’s called All Our Buddha Natures T0zly R0x0r
I sleep in bed
I eat food at noon
I have roof over head
I see friends real soon
Blue jay he play
outside in lawn
Now blue jay he fly away
Fly away home.
Tree grow strong and tree grow high
Roots grow deep in dirt
Green leaves up in clear blue sky
Grow up from brown earth.
Buddha wise and holy man
Jesus love whole world and you
Listen to Natures, Listen to God
And you can be like them too.
Glory, oh glory! For me my heart springs wild and free!
Butterfly Archangel feathery wings! Alight my soul on to victory!
stole the last couplet from another poem but otherwise i’m pretty proud of my making up poetry on the spot
Wow, that poem just works on so many levels. You truly are a God among men!
MORE LIKE A GOD UMONG ASSHOLE INSECTS!
Happy Mazday Mazrim!
Um … yeah, happy birthday, ‘n’ stuff.
I HAVE FURY!
I have hotcakes!
I have HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!11111111elevenses [glomps Maz and starts licking his soul]
I have your nose, Mr. Anderson, and I’m not giving it back!
:fungah: I have sense.
:hyperven: Banzai! :hyperven:
Edit- Damn it!!
Bwahah! Stupid people jumping in and saying "Happy BDay without checking anything! >D
Yeah, what was what the “um” was there for.
HAPPY ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH DAY!
Happy “unofficial mazrim appreciation day”! 8D :yipee:
A very merry unbirthday to you!
Guys, shut the fuck up. Maz doesn’t want your repititious veneration. Let’s all write poems about Maz. Here’s a Haiku:
Mazrim FUCKING Taim
The Holy Calculator
Ok heres my poem:
(Im not sure it Taim is pronounced tame or what but i’ll just assume it is)
Man of eternal fame
He’ll kick your ass
And laugh at your casket during the funeral mass
The man who everyone wants to be
and everyone wants to do
MAZRIM FUCKING TAIM!!
Does a poetic dance to Maz’s honour. Yeah.
Mazrim I do not know very well
I guess I could just say aw hell
I could just put alot of blanks
But that’s not something one would take
I guess I’ll just give a cheer
One that I’ve said before and is very clear
For his honor I will now cry
Three cheers of BANZAI BANZAI BANZAI
I’m not good at writing poems.
Any poem is good if it’s dedicated to Maz
Hades haiku sucks.
One syllable short, last line
Nar nar ne nar nar.