I thought I already made a thread on this, but I must have been dreaming 
Oh well, now you all get to wish me a happy birthday again 
I think that the real Merlin, aka current Charlemagne, moved it to the Neo-happy birthday threadā¦ but Iāll wish again anyway.
Happy getting old. Remember that any second now, people will expect you to start acting responsible. There is no time like now to start letting them all down.
See, same basic thing I said last time. But have fun with your second āhappy birthday to meā thread.
Happy birthday Hades. Have fun crushing egos.
Actually, Zero moved it because he likes presuming that just because heās talked to me not half a dozen times that Iām not ācool enoughā to have my own. I guess thereās a reason I donāt really like talking to him. Heās too childish and insulting.
Happy Birthday Hades. ^^
Ahā¦ well, in that case, I give you this recommendation: Never get in a bettle of wits with an idiot; they will drag you down to their level and then win based on experience.
Happy birthday, Hades.
Happy birthday Hades,may you have a wonderful day.
Zeroās not an idiot. Heās just bored. Birthday thread mergers are one of the only three things that amuse him here anymore. The other two are posting links to unfunny flash movies and posting links to one of thousands of generic mundane news stories.
But then again, thatās the only thing most people do here 
And the ego crushing begins.
HOLY ASS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cammy says: Congradulations on your age promotionā¦
Holy ass indeed!
You got it! Horjay!!!
Happy birthday jerkface!
You have a good birthday party, or Iām gonna have to send Jecht over there, to teach you a little respect.
Here, just take them and donāt stay up too late. Iām not much in the celebrating mood right now.
gives Hades two hot Playboy Bunnies for the night
Oh, and Happy Birtday.
Slut.
I thought I merged this already.
Oh, wait, I did.