Happy Birthday :caik: Charlemagne! 
I bet you thought I wouldn’t give you a b’day thread! …Don’t worry, I’m not hat slack! xD I got here a “Charlemagne” cake that should fit in quite nicely with the occasion!
It may be small… but it looks delicious! 
Hope you have a great day with family and friends and all the best for the future! 
Happy day of the unborn, Charl!
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
wtf is a Charlemagne cake? O.o
A few years ago I tried my hand at opening my own bakery. After all, baking is in my blood, my great x7 grandfather opened the first bakery in iceland. So obviously i can do it too. Right? Well… my cakes were all meat. Meat Cakes. I thought meat pies are popular since sweeny todd. Anyway, I was very inspired by sweey todd. and decided to make these cakes out of pure human vagina meat. That is a pic of my last vagina meat cake. I dont know why or how he found a picture of it.
Charle your birthday thread SUCKS
No problem Charlemagne! Your welcome! 
If I said thank you it would imply that i’m grateful for this example of how nobody at rpgclassics gives a shit about me, even though I am the best poster here.
No, I didn’t mean it like that… I’m serious! I don’t know why everyone else hates this thread, but I thought this Cake was pretty awesome! I mean, sure it’s not as big as Trill’s but perhaps if you told us more about yourself I could find something better? I tried looking for a chrono trigger cake but nothing appropriate popped up?
Btw, You sound like Bender in the Futurama episode “A Pharaoh to Remember.”
Happy Birthday Charle ^^
Thanks Kairi. You’re my best friend.
Aww, you’re a good friend of mine too.
How come you guys aren’t on each others friend lists? xD