Happy barfday.
…was going to say hi and happy birthday, but then figured you wouldn’t wish me happy birthday either so there ;p
Happy unbirthday jerkface! Now come over here and get birthday spankings ^ _ ^
well, happy not ur birthday day. May your life be full of happiness, and all that other crap people say on ur birthday.
Happy Motherfucking Birthday. But even if it’s not, I’ll still wish you a happy birthday