Hahahahahaha Chrono Trigger.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_axes_pentagon_plan_to_build

A billion dollars to build a tank that a couple of teenagers armed with a sword and a flame-thrower can take down? :hahaha;

Ahh, The Onion…

Glow in the dark scales? Dragons don’t low in the dark.:noway:

The fools! Not even Japan’s new Gundam would’ve been a match for that western reimagined Mecha-Godzila. :fungah:

Betcha my left nut Dick Cheney’s holed up in the Washington Monument…

The washington monument eye is awesome.

That’s why the dragon tank is even BETTER than a dragon!

Sauron =D

‘Dragon would have made destroying enemies “efficient and awesome”’ XD