Guess what

I had reeses for breakfast!

Oh you!

Candy? For breakfast? I’m afraid i don’t follow…

Madness!

You can’t have reeses for breakfast!

I was half expecting to see ‘chicken butt’.

RESEES FOR BREAKFAST? NO WAI! MY MIND IS TOTALLY BLOWN, SIR! B-L-O-W-N!

I bet you actually had FECES for breakfast.

I had Sudafed for breakfast. So there.
(I bet the Reese’s tasted better, though…)

My breakfast consisted of Mountain Dew and E.L.Fudges.

I had madness … for breakfast.

WHY am I posting that, and why am I even posting in this thread at all??

Not Madness! Sparta Puffs Cereal! sliiiides you a bowl!

I feed people roofies for breakfast. Woooo