Stalker.
Ivan, by coming in so freely you will fail to see your world coming apart as your sanity slowly wanes into the inky darkness of the RPGC. Prepare yourself mortal, to serve CH for eternity, bwahahahahaha.
coughsahem
Hi there and welcome! I hope you’ll enjoy your stay and watch out for the kitty litter in the floor, it tends to be messy.
Salve! Welcome and hello!
What! Lies? Hardly, I’m sure Ivan has seen for himself the evil demon that you are ahkeeyuu, he does not need me to tell him that by surrendering his shoes to you will very well mean the end of the world. Any evil fiend that uses shoes as a weapon must surely be exterminated in the name of Goodness!
Nice ta meet you Ivan!
here hands a tootsie pop
Christmas is only 61 days away.
pounds on the table with two fists
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Gabba Gabba… One Of Us
Gabba Gabba… One Of Us
Assassinate him.
AT INSTANT.
He knows too much. It’s a consp—I mean… <_<
>_>
kills Ivan secretly, but leaves a huge mess
Okay, move on, nothing to see here.
Blah blah blah HI, blah blah blah WELCOME, blah blah blah WHATEVER, blah blah blah SWORDFISH.
Hello, and thank you all for the welcomes.
V Esker: Thank you. And cute seal, I might add.
Nightblade: I’ve seen some pretty huge supersoakers.
Evangelion: Of course I understand. I wouldn’t have brought it up otherwise. By the way, the first post of yours that I read used that babe from Valkyrie Profile as an avatar, so for good or bad, that’s the image that I associate with you now.
BXero: If I could give out sanity, I’d have no idea what would happen to it if I did.
Cala: Follow? Only if you introduce them to me first.
Gemini: Sorry, but I couldn’t come up with something obvious to comment on.
ahkeeyuu: You’d probably think I was copping out if I told you that I wasn’t wearing any shoes.
Rirse: I can read it, but if it is heavy on in-jokes, I probably won’t get them, and lose interest as a result.
passes GG Crono’s cookie to my Mozilla-beast
Cybercompost: shrug If you want to look at it that way.
Wilfredo: With you here, I’m not the old-bie.
Kairi: Thank you for the tootsie pop.
Dragon Tear: Um…
This cutie? Wow nostalgia from a long two months time ago…
And it was done.
“V Esker”? No one ever calls me that! Just call me Val, kk?
“B Xero”? BX or Xero will do. Just a precaution: Don’t piss of Val.
How CAN’T you piss her off? 
Originally posted by Steve
How CAN’T you piss her off?
I haven’t lately :hahaha; .
Oh I almost forgot.
Steals Ivan’s sanity
Good morrow, sir: thou art well come.
Originally posted by Steve
How CAN’T you piss her off?
That pisses me off. killl Steve
And you can NOT piss me off by giving me food. And shiny things. And hot guyz and ch1xx0rz.
It’s a fact of life. EVerybody loves the shinys. Oooh, look, something shiny! chases the shiny
Since Keenspace is still down, and I can’t introduce everyone, I’ll just answer your question in the first post with: “How do you THINK?”
Originally posted by Valkyrie Esker
gives himself to Val
Originally posted by Yar Kramer
Gemini: You could still introduce everyone with all text. Like I do.
Joey: Gemini only does that b/c he doesn’t have a sprite.
Gemini: Quiet, Joey!
Originally posted by BahamutXero
[b]
Oh I almost forgot.Steals Ivan’s sanity [/b]
Good luck figuring out what to do with it.
Anyways, I will remember that it’s Xero and Val.
Oh, and Eva, yes, that’s the one.