38% Dixie.
(I didn’t post this yesterday because it wouldn’t load past question 17)
73% Dixie.
I don’t know whether that’s a good thing or not. 
It’s not a good thing. It’s a GREAT thing.
banjo roll
11% Dixie
I’m from Massachusetts, what d’ya expect? =/
They do in Columbus, GA. I think nearly every liquor store here has one. Although honestly I had never heard of or seen the concept of a drive through liquor store til I moved to Columbus.
BTW I don’t need no stinkin’ test. I’m 100% Johnny Reb.
That’s probably because Columbus is right next door to Alabama. Those rammer jammers have no class.
71% Dixie. Your neck must be a little pink!
You got your goddamn wish, Arac.
I don’t understand how pajamas, yard sales, crawdads, icing and coke were southern things. “Y’all” might be understandable, but I only picked that one because the other ones were stupid.
What the fuck? How are you southern. The only one of those I’m different from you on so far is Garage Sale instead of Yard Sale, and I ended up yankee.
This test is obviously flawed. I should’ve known I was a southerner.
I’m going to go change my name to Beauregard, guys.
Coke is mainly a Southern thing because all those other fuckers think soda and pop are acceptable. THEY’RE NOT. We invented Coke, Pepsi, RC Cola, and all those other carbonated beverages. The proper generic term is coke. With a small C. As in, “After class, do you want to grab some cokes?” Not soda. Not pop. Soda is only for orange and grape (and the occassional weird apple I’ve seen). Pop is for rocks.
Also, about y’all, I am honestly surprised they classified You’uns as Pennsylvanian. It is decidedly Southern, particularly in Appalachia. I’ve slipped into it before, and my cousin and whatnot say it all the time. And route? No one in the South says “rout.” We say route. The only time I’ve heard anything like it be said as rout, it would be a router (which I have slipped into). And aunt? The Southern aunt isn’t ain’t. The Southern aunt is like a mix between awnt and ain’t. It has the trademark Southern twang to it.
11% Dixie in the first one
10% Dixie in the “advanced” test
Well, I lived most of my life in Connecticut, and the rest in New York (I did live in Italy and California), so I’m not surprised by my results.
And yes, I do say AWNT instead of ANT for aunt. It’s the proper pronunciation. <_<
It’s because they lumped it with “yinz”, or whatever, which is a Pittsburgh thing.
And Pennsylvania isn’t exactly the heart of Yankeedom, especially central PA. There’s a reason the word Pennsyltucky was invented. The cities (Philly, Pittsburgh, and Harrisburg) are Northern cities, but rural Pennsylvania is more middle ground.
You’uns and yinz aren’t the same though. Stupid inaccurate tests.
24% Dixie. You are a Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Never been brought up on the history either.
Yinz is a bastardized form of “You ones”, which looks to be the same situation as You’uns.
I say Ant (for aunt), and I’ve never said “You’uns” or “yinz” whatever it is.
And for one thing - Coke is fucking southern if for the only reason that the south is like the only place you can get it. And trust me, I’ve tried. I’ve been all across this country and restaurants outside the south for some reason don’t carry Coke, it’s all Pepsi.
And I’ve often wondered how you can a) be baffled by the concept of sweet tea and b) be oblivious to the steps necessary to produce sweet tea. Perhaps one of you yanks can fill me in?
Colorado isn’t Yank enough to be pepsisclusive or Sweat Tea ignorant, sorry.
I think I pronounce things yank-like, but use dixie-words. Which means the test is accent-biased, from what I can tell, since word choice, if anyhting, should be mroe telling.
(Most of) Europe’s southern then. Or it may be that I’d never ask for a Pepsi.
They do in Columbus, GA. I think nearly every liquor store here has one. Although honestly I had never heard of or seen the concept of a drive through liquor store til I moved to Columbus.
They are just asking for trouble with those things. I can easily see people driving through 2-3 times a day when they’re on a bender.
Its weird they have them though, cause my dad has done some traveling in the South and he says that all the different counties have different strange laws about alcohol, like some counties say you’re only allowed to buy those real little bottles.
That is the whole reason drive-thru liquor stores are awesome. They’re the only business besides legislators and police which make a decent junk of their money off drunk driving.