Funny Email I sent and got back stupid reply

From: “Charlemagne Bolivar” <rpgc_charlemagne@hotmail.com>
To: <info@topdogentertainment.com>
Sent: Sunday, September 29, 2002 11:01 PM
Subject: Just wondering…

Dinosaur Planet never came out on the Nintendo 64. It was remade and sold as Starfox Adventures: Dinosaur Planet. I was just wondering why you’re selling somthing that doesnt exist.

thank you.


From: Top Jerk Entertainment
To: Charlemagne
Subject: We dont know how to run a buisness

Our entertainment site is down so I’m wondering how you got into it. And for your information, nintendo must have made it if we have a picture of it. We don’t create these images. They come from our manufactors. If there’s an error we’ll look into it but we haven’t updated top dogentertainment in more than a year. It’s been down for more than 8 months due to the opening
of http://www.topdogextreme.com You can’t buy anything on the
entertainment site either.
Thank you for your concern
Mark Jackola
Account Manager

Some of you might have been wondering why I’m so pissed off at account managers, this is why. Nowadays, if anyone from account managing fucks with me, I will bust a cap in their punk ass! CAP CAP!

Our entertainment site is down so I’m wondering how you got into it.

j00 h4xx0r!

Charlemagne is an old and dead king, he can go where he wants. Sadly.

Thank you for your concern
Mark Jackola
Account Manager

I love how he is a total smart ass and then says “Thank you for your concern”. What a turd

I love how your credited and highly aclaimed influence is slowly ruining the economy. Perhaps they are selling this non-existant item because they want to rip you off.