Fuck England

The challenge wasn’t to find badges that mean anything. The challenge was to find a non-Englishman that had more badges. I did so.

Anyway

FUCK ENGLAND

That’s disappointing. I was expecting you to refute that with “well the Englishman probably won his badges over tea holding competitions”, or something just as shameful.

Tea holding competitions can get pretty brutal. You should see the 1953 championship between India and Ireland. India won by default, because of the mysterious death of the Irish team in the middle of play. There’s also the 1898 England vs. France matchup. That ended in tears.

I can’t find this on wiki; It did not happen.

That’s what they want you to think.

Fuck you England, and your stupid language.

The hell is a tea holding competition?

Is that like a samoplange?

The only good thing to come out of England is David Bowie.

Whatever, the man can’t even juggle.

That time of the year again? Very well…
FUCK ENGLAND

Post of the year; am I right, GAP?

Yeah, it’s amazing the ignorance that people display about tea holding. :expressionless:

I think England performed 16% better this year.

It’s the 4th. You know what that means.

FREE ED-

Wait no. That’s not right… Lemme check my script…

flips through pages and pages

Ah. Here we go.

FUCK ENGLAND

Happy Fuck England day…and don’t drink too much and blow your fingers off playing chicken with your M80’s.

This has to be the coldest Fuck England day I’ve seen in years.

Granted the humidity is about 100% but that’s pretty much like that every year.

It rained and hailed here. It was like BEING IN ENGLAND!
Fuck rain.

Yeah fuck England. They have cock-fighting and love pick-up trucks.

I had great success fucking England, this year. I think I owe my success to a secret I thought I’d share with all of you:

Easy access.

In honor of our Malawian RPGCompatriots

FUCK ENGLAND

Also, Arac will no longer be banned.

It is the last day of the week. So, until next year…

FUCK ENGLAND