Food of the Day!

You and Vidalia onions. Bah. Walla Walla onions are where it’s at. Look at what ONION EXPERT Jan Roberts-Dominguez says about Walla Wallas and Vidalias:

<i>Of the silver screen’s greatest dancing duo, who was the better dancer? Well, the joke goes, it would have been Fred Astaire, except Ginger Rogers performed the same steps backwards, and in heels.

That’s sort of how I view the age-old rivalry between two of the nation’s best known sweet onions, Vidalias and Walla Walla Sweets. The Georgia-bred Vidalia is undeniably a tasty morsel. But in the temperate winters of southeast Georgia, where the thermometer lingers obligingly in the 50’s and 60’s, who wouldn’t turn out sweet?

The Walla Walla, on the other hand, offers the same sweet performance, better in fact, only under far more adverse conditions. After all, they grow at almost 1000 feet above sea level and tough it out through Pacific Northwest winters that typically dip down into the low 20’s. </i>

As you can clearly see, we in the Northwest are far superior at growing deliciously sweet onions than you damn confederates.

That said, onion rings are alright, but sauteed onions are better.

That’s it. I’m calling South Carolina. We’re seceding again.

I’m in the north, and I say that Vidalias are superior. Sorry, Hiryuu.

You’re from New York. Which is closer to New York… Washington State or Georgia? [Rhetorical question… do not answer]

Geographical proximity is the real issue, not “north vs. south”.

Besides, you’re not an ONION EXPERT like Jan Roberts-Dominguez, so your opinion is invalid anyway.

Ebert is a movie expert, and he gave a thumbs up to Sugar and Spice. So, yeah. Experts aren’t always right. :stuck_out_tongue:

Besides, I’m sure Vidalia onions taste better in Brunswick stew than Walla Walla onions.

I love onion rings, they’re really good.

I’m an onion expert, and I say giffer’s onions are the best. Bob Sacamato’s come in a close second, with Steve Coppernicle’s onions sliding into a comfortable third position. oh yeah :cool:

  1. Chicken Soup

My girlfriend is sick. :frowning:

ever catch a chicken in your soup
a chicken in your soup
a chicken in your soup!

ever catch a chicken… peeing in your soup?
peeing in your soup
peeing in your soup!

I saw a chicken, dancing in my soup
dancing in my soup
dancing… in my soup!

I saw the waiter farting on his hands
farting on his hands?
fuck i’m leaving this shitty restraunt.

  1. Cereal: What is your favorite kind? Dry or wet? Hot or cold?

I prefer dry cold cereal: Corn Pops, Lucky Charms, Corn Flakes (which were made to help people stop masturbating) , and especially Cap’n Crunch.

My favourite cereal is Mini-Wheats, especially if you eat them with the frosted side pointing towards your tongue for maximum frosted flavour goodness.

I just hate how they’re packaged. The boxes are thinner than normal cereal boxes, meaning there’s less cereal than there should be. You can literally open up a box of Mini-Wheats and easily count how many wheats are in there. Also, when you reach the near bottom, all you get is this crushed-up wheat nonsense. If I wanted that, I’d buy Shredded Wheat, thank you very much.

My favourite type of cereal is cheerios. Sure, I like count chocula, nesquick, reeses cereal, but cheerios is the only type that I don’t get sick of eventually. I usually have it with milk, but I also don’t mind eating it dry at the same time, because it tastes good.

The greatest cereal ever: Cookie Crisp.

At the moment, cinnamin toast crunch preferably with milk. Hot cereals aren’t bad, when there’s enough sugar.

I demand the next food of the day be alcohol!

Gila: No. :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. Malted Milk Balls

hahaha I only made that suggestion because I was drinking all day, randomly at that.

malted milk balls are pretty good.

It is hard to find white chocolate malted milk balls. Those are my favorate

  1. Ravioli

If I had a penny for everytime I ate ravioli. Well, I don’t know how many pennies I would have.

*edit: that means i’ve eaten ravioli a lot.

*edit 2222222222222: by free will of course.

*edit 3: holy shit, how many times can I edit this?

*edit 4: let’s find…

*edit 5: …out!

*edit: 6 ok I’m at six now

*edit 7: hahah that six escaped from the brackets.

*edit 8: whoops I mean colon.

*edit 9: not the thing that excretes waste, but the word tool.

*edit: 10 instant replay!

*edit 11: yeah so you probably get it now.

*edit 12: uh

*edit 13: while this is entertaining,

*edit 14: it’s getting kind of

edit 15: you know.,…

*edit 16: boring.

*edit 17: although I think I have sucessfuly proved that you don’t need the Tob to have fun.