Flea Market Montgomery

This is kind of old now, but I figured this place would benefit from its magic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk&eurl=http%253A%252F%252Fwww%252Econsumerist%252Ecom%252F

I also tabbed out the lyrics so you can sing(or rap) along:

living room bedrooms dinettes oh yeah!
you can find them at the market!
we talkin bout flea market montgomery
its just like, its just like a mini… mall
ah yeah come shop with us
I said flea market montgomery
its just like, its just like a mini mall hey hey
you heard me, come shop
living rooms, bed rooms, dinettes
we got it, you need it, you’ll find it
its just like, its just like a mini mall hey hey
you heard me, come shop
I said flea market montgomery
its just like, its just like a mini mall hey hey
living room bedrooms dinettes oh yeah!
you can find them at the market!
we talkin bout flea market montgomery
its just like, its just like a mini… mall hey hey
hey hey, don’t stop, let’s make it a dance
come on now:
to the left (to the left)
to the right (to the right)
let’s do this dance hey!
to the left (to the left)
to the right (to the right)
let’s make this a dance, flea market montgomery
it gets you a jumpin!
its just like, its just like a mini… mall
check it out now
everybody, like this now, hey hey flea market montgomery
its just like, its just like a mini… mall
don’t stop, let’s dance
flea market montgomery
its just like, its just like a mini mall
(let’s bring it on down now, ah yeah, I know you’re going to like this come on over now)
it’s just like (you know what I’m saying)
it’s just like (you’re doin it to me!)
It’s just like (you know what? so why dont you just come on and see it)
it’s just like, it’s just like a mini mall
(ah yeah you said it, its just like, it’s just like a mini mall ah yeah you like this, come on now flea market)

That was… a MASTERPIECE!

I thought you’d bought a cool Montgomery from a flea market…

For all you fans out there, Mr. Stephens has a myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/itsjustlikeaminimall

Great, something else that my state will be remembered and joked at for.

That and inbreeding.
And Nascar.
And American Idol.
And Rednecks.
And being low on the educational rankings.
And football.
And mud boggin’.
And Auburn.
And drugs.
And hunting shows.
And being Alabama.

Sir, Sammy Stephens is nothing to joke about. This man is real. This man is large. This man is in control of the media.

Praise Flea Market Montgomery!!

And Leonard Skinner.