First post

Because I have CARVED this very forum with my HANDS, I claim first postage.

That is all. Carry on, Ci-ti-zen.

something is wrong i pressed a button on my computer and a missile came out of my lawn it is headed for china i think what do i do?

You go take a nap. That missile was clearly made in Taiwan and will not reach destination.

I don’t know what’s wrong, I just spilled steaming lava on the circuits and this shit just stopped working! Can any of you send me a new PC and I’ll pay half?

Fucker!

Where can I download the internet?

How can it be a virus if it tells me it loves me? =’(

Ice Cubes.

guys help i think my internet is broken can anyone see what i’m typing

No Cless.