Yep, this is my good old “I can’t think of an update” crutch. Let’s just give it another whirl with two more characters, ones you should know much about already… (Note that these will be LONG!)
Height: I…uh…really don’t know
Class: White Mage
Alignment: Neutral Good
Appearance: An female angel with long brown hair and white wings. Wears a long brown dress and glasses.
Bio: Weiila’s origins are unknown to everyone but her…and possibly her sister, but she doesn’t count. Whenever directly asked, Weiila either dodges the question entirely or gives the old “birds and the bees” story. Whether this is actually true or if it’s merely there to dodge a shadowy past is unknown. Weiila is also descended from a hero known as White Robe, who along with Blue Robe succeeded in stopping Mox millenia before.
Weiila’s involvement actually started long before Mox came, back when Galloway hosted the FF Break Room. Magus, who had long suffered at Weiila’s hands, finally snapped and tried to kill the FF characters (who led to his suffering by creating RPG fans outside of Japan). When the plan failed, Magus kidnapped Weiila and held her hostage inside Barrows castle (then lured the FF characters there on a fake treasure hunt). Weiila, with the help of Black Mage and Galloway, escaped, and finally knocked Magus and Dan Barrows into a portal to the source of all evil (Microsoft).
Shortly after this, Mox escaped, and came looking for Weiila. As it turned out, Weiila’s pencil was one of the few weaponst that could kill him, as it had the same power as the weapon White Robe had used. To get her out of the picture, he used an Infanto-Ray to turn her into an eight-year-old. Galloway eventually followed Mox’s trail to her house, and decided to help the girl return to normal.
After many trials and turbulations, the group left for the Black Mage village. There, Weiila was captured, then returned to adulthood by Blue Robe and White Robe. She helped fight against Mox, and even laid the smack-down on Falchin (thanks to some spinach). When the smoke cleared, Weiila and Galloway had barely escaped from the Black Pentagram’s explosion. (Magus then used their unconcious bodies for a sick, risque joke.) Also around this time, she and Starstorm started a relationship (much to Galloway’s chagrin).
Months later, Daemon showed up. Weiila was in the middle of torturing Magus when Galloway came with the news. Once again, they joined forces to battle evil. This time, Weiila and Neo went back in time to her school days, where they watched one of Weiila’s early creations, Loriah, tear apart Red Phoenix. After rejoining the group, everyone went to Daemon’s hideout, where Weiila had to fight another of her fiendish creations, Kerr. Finally, they reached the Dark One’s Cave, where Avoozl was summoned. Galloway, Starstorm and Poke all bet they could kill the dark thing, but it was Weiila, through use of the Talisman of Fornus and some holy water that finished the deal. She then used the last of Daemon’s youth water to turn the three boys into kids for a week.
(She was then charged with child abuse for holding Galloway upside-down for the whole week. She was rendered bankrupt, and had to complete two hundred years of community service. Justice was served.)
Weiila was ARed yet again when Naar came, this time by the now-armored Falchin. The two joined up yet again to battle Naar (with Weiila returning to normal somewhere along the way). After the long, LONG epic was over, Weiila had not done much at all, save heal everyone several times and nearly get killed by Mox.
When Darkmare came, Weiila was unable to heal anyone, due to the nature of his plague-inducing attacks. She was infected herself, and was saved only through a concentrated antidote.
The next few weeks were not much better. She stayed around with Galloway to help fix some problems Naar had started, and was soundly beaten many times, but helped in recovering the seven Dragonballs. They then went to fight GOD, who nearly killed Weiila before being killed himself. When Galloway showed up on the docks shortly after Kaizer’s place had gone up, Weiila showed up to offer some comfort. She then said that Gemini had used their wish on a twenty-piece Chicken McNugget meal.
Weiila arrived at the Christmas hotel along with everyone else, intent on having a nice, merry christmas. Unfortunately, Val blurted out the forbidden words, causing Half-Santa to jump down with his Molecular-Reverserizer. Weiila managed to fly partly out of the room, but took a small hit. She was turned into a sixteen-year-old as a result, and due to the strange nature of the weapon’s power source, was sent into Silent Hill several times. She killed the main spirit haunting the crystal, only to have to fight Daemon. Fortunately, she was out of ammo, and Daemon blew himself up out of politeness. She returned to normal along with everyone else once Half-Santa and Stan were defeated.
Afterwards, Weiila was coerced (aka blackmailed) into joining Galloway on a quest to get the Soul Reaver removed. She didn’t do much, although she did kick some serious ass on a corrupt city-planet.
Christmas came before anyone knew it, and Weiila did not intend to be chibified again. She banished Galloway from RPGC, and was soon kidnapped by religious fundamentalists. Galloway eventually turned the group on itself, saving her, but in the process stepped past RPGC’s border, and was locked up. He escaped (thanks to Wil’s stupidity), but was captured again. Weiila, however, learned that Galloway was not responsible for chibifyings; in fact, SHE was! Fortunately, everyone had learned a valuable lesson, and Weiila was allowed to stay.
Now, Weiila joins the fray again. Not only has Naar returned, but so has Mox, the monster that has caused her so much grief and humiliation. When she learns this, one thing is for sure: nothing had better stand in her way.
Equipment: Weiila wields both a whip and a pencil, the former of which is much more useful than the latter.
Power Level: 5
Black Magic Level: 0
White Magic Level: 9
Strengths: Magnificent healer, beautiful, can fly
Weaknesses: Weak physically, no offensive magic, has sex with a cat
Class: Samurai/Martial Artist
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Appearance: Red, spiky hair, sunglasses on at all times, red clothing and silver armor.
Bio: A few days after birth, Galloway was taken from his home and to Dr. Kaizer’s lab, along with every other version of Galloway from every possible universe. His genes were altered, so that saiyan DNA was buried latent inside his body. He was then sent back, before he was noticed. After a few years, most of the Galloways had died, due to complications.
Galloway grew up to be a typical loser, an average guy. When he was fifteen, he discovered RPGC, where he remained for a while as an observer. When he was sixteen, he discovered an artifact called the Ultra-Orb, which absorbed the very essence of entire dimensions, and provided untold power to him as a result, transforming him into Neo Galloway. When he realized what was happening, Galloway destroyed the orb; unfortunately, there was an unusual side-effect. The orb’s shattering tore Neo Galloway from the original body, and also transformed him into the Galloway everyone knows and loves.
Galloway eventually landed a job hosting the FF Break Room, while also writing horror fanfiction. Eventually, his own creations turned on him, only to fall before both him and Weiila. Also, Magus tried to kill the FF characters while disguised as a fake Mox. Galloway took him out, then dragged him back to Weiila’s.
When the REAL Mox showed up, Galloway was naturally targeted, as he was a descendant of Blue Robe. Mox’s Infanto-Ray was destroyed during the attack, and Galloway joined Weiila in trying to stop Mox from activating the Black Pentagram. After a while, they reached the Black Mage village, where Falchin attacked them. Galloway’s saiyan abilities suddenly appeared, allowing him to beat off Falchin momentarily. During the final battle, Mox activated the Black Pentagram, but was blown up when Galloway’s everlasting rag disrupted the energy balance. Galloway also learned that Weiila and Star were dating, much to his chagrin.
During a MERC mission a few months later, Galloway observed Daemon talking to a shadowy figure. He was then hurled into confrontation with Daemon himself, where he stopped the dark wizard from erasing himself out of existance. Also, Red Phoenix, a madman Galloway had killed during his first mission, showed up, and was beaten only by Ultra Galloway’s Blitzkreig, as well as a SSJ transformation. When their attempt to kill Avoozl was accomplished through Weiila, Galloway, Star and Poke were turned into kids and sent to her house. Weiila almost fed Galloway to Molor, then hung him upside-down for the whole week.
When the Naar fiasco began, Galloway was soon attacked by Naar himself. The battle ended with Galloway nearly killing himself to blow Naar away; the dark god survived, however, and attacked the still-weakened Galloway at Valkyrie Esker’s base camp. During the brief battle, their swords clashed, shattering each other. Naar eventually gained a new sword, while Galloway discovered his old device, the Flying Bunker, and found the Sommerswerd in ancient ruins deep beneath the ocean. He was then trained by the Kai Lord Lone Wolf, and became a Kai Lord himself. He joined the battle against Mox, but was almost killed due to a back-handed attack. He then fought Naar in an aerial battle, and seemingly killed the dark god through energy gathering and a Trigger spell. The battle brought out all of Galloway’s saiyan traits, giving him a monkey tail.
Darkmare showed up next, infecting Galloway’s allies and nearly killing him. Galloway destroyed the monster only through some concentrated serum (which destroyed its body), and a Spirit Bomb (which destroyed its spirit).
Dr. Kaizer was the next to attack, unleashing clones of Galloway along with the Dragonballs. Also, Galloway’s daughter from the future, Maria, showed up and warned them about GOD. Galloway and co. succeeded in defeating all the clones and gathered the Dragonballs, but were unable to stop GOD from being formed. Galloway, however, was able to confront Kaizer, who told him the truth about his power. Galloway joined the others in going to the future to fight GOD, but was pulled aside by Mox, who wanted to kill him to stop GOD from being formed. Galloway finally defeated Mox, but was knocked out in a sneak-attack. When he returned, Tiger and Cougar were dead, and Mox was thrown into Hell.
Galloway killed GOD, but not before realizing that GOD was actually his future self. He then returned to the present, and hunted Kaizer down. They had a final shoot-out, and Kaizer was seemingly killed when his lab went boom. Galloway contemplated suicide, but decided against it, vowing to change the future in some other way.
That christmas, Galloway joined the others at a hotel, on a quest for snow. He was not at the hotel when Half-Santa attacked, as he was getting a christmas tree. He also bought the Soul Reaver from the black market. This attracted the Dark Five, who fought him every night for the blade. On Christmas Eve, Necrophilia stole the blade and used it on Galloway. The sword shattered, bonding the sword’s true embodiment onto his arm. Afterwards, the entire group joined Santa in reclaiming the North Pole.
The gods then sent Galloway on a quest to remove the Soul Reaver. Galloway eventually succeeded in having the weapon removed, but not before he had been possessed several times and had recovered his former allies F. Galloway and Yellow Tiger.
Galloway was banished the following christmas, causing him to go on a mission to Fresno. He freed Elizabeth Jones from her prison, and saved kiro from a fate worse than death. He was nearly killed by a cloaked figure, and saved Weiila and Star from two feuding brothers. After all this was over, Elizabeth was saved from the cloaked figure, who turned out to be Dr. Kaizer. Following the doctor’s death, Elizabeth (who took up the name Trisha), left for Canada, while Galloway returned home.
Now that Naar has returned, Galloway has returned to the warzone yet again. Only this time, Naar has stripped him of his SSJ form, making him MUCH weaker. Without the Sommerswerd, can anything stop Naar?
Equipment: Galloway has a katana, which is actually not enchanted in any way (unlike most). His silver armor provides a good deal of protection, while remaining flexible and manuverable. As a side-effect, however, both can be broken, and have been on occasion.
Power Level: 9,000
Black Magic Level: 1
White Magic Level: 1
Strengths: Very powerful, good with a sword, can use ki
Weaknesses: Has no major magic, is not very intelligent.