Granted. They remake FF6 on the Sega Saturn.
I wish that people would stop hating on FF7 because it was so popular.
Granted. THey then, isntead, hate on it because the game obviously sucks.
I wish I had the Lunar Whale. (Best mode of transportation EVER.)
That would make him Siefer. ;D
Granted, you crash it because you don’t have the proper training to oprate.
I wish that Tidus didn’t have a badass grin, and that instead he was more emo.
Granted, he also became gay.
I wish that Final Fantasy IV would get the respect it deserves by new gamers.
Already granted. It already gets exactly the respect it deserves.
I wish Steiner’s armor wouldn’t clank so much. It gives me a headache. -_-
Granted. Now he has a pitiful defense and gets killed in 1 hit.
I wish that a main villain would have a good reason for trying to take over the world/destroy the world.
Granted. A ssuch, his reasoning earns him many followers that believe in his goal, making the heroes’ journey infinitely harder. The world is destroyed. Game over.
I wish it was called Atma Weapon, not Ultima Weapon, for all time.
Granted, but now you don’t get good stuff when you kill it.
I wish that I could get all of the cards in FF8.
[STRIKE]Granted. The awesomeness that is Atma transfixes your characters and you can’t move.edit:I’m slow[/STRIKE]
Granted. To feed your obsession you turn to Magic, ruining your family and amassing a debt for your grandchildren.
I wish to know see the face of Square’s president when he announces Final Fantasy:XXX
Granted, he snaps, tears down the projection screen, and then goes on a killing spree.
Acck, Simmer needs to make a wish!
I’ll redo:
Granted, but by then, all basic networks run hardcore pornography 24/7 and no one bats an eye.
I wish the Black Mages would make a U.S. tour and come to Minnesota.
Granted, however overzealous american fans swarm the stage trying to get Nobou’s autograph and the whole thing is cancelled after the first show due to accidental injuries.
I wish that Square would continue producing the potion drinks and ship them over to north america too.
Granted, but now everyone you drink tastes absolutely horrible.
I wish I had working replicas of the celestial weapons from FFX.
Granted. You Bobbitize yourself with Auron’s sword, and everyone makes fun of you for carrying around the toy Onion Knight.
I wish they’d explain what Squall and Cloud and everyone else is doing in Kingdom Hearts.
Granted, but now they take all Final Fantasy characters out of the KH series.
I wish that Square would make an awesome FF7-2 to finish off the compilation and be done with it.
STRIKEGranted. Now fanfic authors feel compelled to come up with their own justifications (ouch).[/STRIKE]
Granted. Fanboys drool as Square remakes FFVII.
I wish FFVIII kept the pacing of it’s first cd and didn’t try to needlessly expand the story (cd4 anyone?).
Granted. The story is never resolved.
I wish there was (damn, I can never come up with good wishes, only monkey’s paws) … um … a Final Fantasy side-scrolling platformer? I 'unno.
Granted, but a glitch in the last level prevents you from ever finishing the game without a cheating device.
I wish that the FF3 remake was fun.
Granted, but the fun part about it was the pretty colors you saw when you put it in the microwave.
I wish soundtracks were less complicated and inobtrusive and more simple and catchy, as they used to be.
Granted. Now the voice acting makes you want to set your ears on fire.
I wish moogles were player characters more often!