Granted, but the games spawn real zombies which proceed to eating your brain.
I wish my sister would actually give FFVI a chance. 
Granted. She hates it.
I wish that this topic would regain its steam.
Granted, the thread now becomes a flame war zone.
I wish FFMQ would get a sequel.
Granted. It’s DIY sequel for the Nes.
I wish Square produced FFVII-2 and FFVII-3 and FFVII-4 and put them out in the market in the same year. That should quench the calls for more FFVII (evil smiley).
Granted, it only whets the appetite for more Final Fantasy 7 stuff. Every one forgets there are other games out there.
I wish Red Mage was more useful.
Granted, but now the Red Wizard job upgrades only the character’s sprite.
I wish someone would invent a holodeck so that one could actively partake within a FF game (as well as having the a few added opitions that weren’t availible before).
Granted. Unfortunately the only time it ever functions properly is within the Honeybee Inn, the Group Room.
I wish that Final Fantasy games made today would be as good as 4 and 6, the original versions.
Granted, but then we would have to deal with black and white pixil characters
I wish I knew what Gil looked like
Pixels are fine but where did the black and white come from? 
FF4 and 6 were full colour SNES games.
Anyway Gil turns out to have little pictures of Goatse on one side and Tubgirl on the other.
I wish there was an easier way to get a Gold Chocobo than spending hours inbreeding them or fighting Ruby WEAPON
Granted. Now you have to play a Chocobo sex mini-game.
I wish that I could afford all the FF games coming out.
Granted, you are able to afford the games by working a crappy job that pays almost nothing and therefore can’t spare the time to play the games you can now afford.
I wish for a pet Moogle.
You later find out it was created when someone horribly mutilated a little puppy and that its very existence is absolute torment.
I wish Cloud wasn’t such a douche.
Granted, but now Sephiroth’s the douche and Cloud has gone full time cross-dresser.
I wish I didn’t need friends to have fun playing Crystal Chronicles.
DUDE THAT’D BE AWESOME 
I wish I didn’t need friends to have fun playing Crystal Chronicles.
Granted- you lose all your friends.
I wish [STRIKE]for more Yuffie hentai[/STRIKE] more people liked Yuffie
Granted. The FF7 compilation is extended by six more games, with Yuffie being the central character in them all.
I wish that the PS3 would hurry up and die and Square would move FF13 to the Wii (have I wished for this already?).
Originally Posted by Shinryu
Granted- you lose all your friends.
I still don’t see the catch.
Originally Posted by Magma
I wish that the PS3 would hurry up and die and Square would move FF13 to the Wii.
Granted, but now all of FF13’s characters are Miis.
I wish that FFVIA’s extras didn’t make all of the one-shot decisions obsolete. (i.e. Water Rondo or a Gold Hairpin? Quick or a +1 bonus to speed? Ragnarok the Sword or the Stone? Bring Strago to the fight against Doom in Kefka’s Tower or not? Who to give the only Offering to? Who to give the only Gem Box to?)
Granted. Instead, they cause hallucinagenic messages to infiltrate your mind so that you kill every living thing imaginable, including Sarah Silverman. You bastard.
I wish that you could make sandwiches in FF games.
Granted. Your characters get addicted to the delicious sandwiches and unless they have one every ten steps they lose 10hp/step.
I wish FFs provided you with hints about special items/quests in the game and didn’t expect you to buy a guide/search a walkthrough.
Granted, but they spend too much time dropping hints to provide a decent storyline.
I wish they would release a stratagy guide for FF9 that didn’t require you to look for info on the web.
Granted, now you have to call a 900 number and pay $9.95/minute.
I wish I had time to play all the games I buy.