Okay… anybody who wants to participate can. This is a game where we take our favorite FF games and we condense the plots… a lot.
Here is an example:
FFVII:
"Barret: Lets blow stuff up… for THE PLANET.
Cloud: OK.
Aeris: Waitaminute- this is more important.
Cloud: OK Aeris DIES- everyone is SAD
Cloud: Aw. I think I’ll go mad, now. does so
Sephiroth: I am you and you are me.
The Beatles: No… I am he as you are he…
Cloud: goes into a crazy coma thing
Tifa: Wait- don’t be crazy.
Cloud: OK. Lets kill Sephiroth.
Everyone: OK
Cait Sith: I’m pointless up until the very end where I prove to be useful- look! They all kill Sephiroth
Yuna: “My name’s Yuna, and I’m a summoner!”
Tidus: “Shut up, this is my story!”
Yuna: “Look at all my guardians!”
Wakka: “I play Blitzball.”
Yuna: “Ahh! Sin!”
Sin: “Tidus, I am your father!”
Yuna: “Oh no! Sin’s really made out of… Chocolate!”
Rikku: “Chocolate is the ultimate sin!”
Tidus: “I must kill ma father!” Jecht=dead Yuna kills Aeons and Yu Yevon
Tidus: “Blarg! I am dead!”
Yuna: “My name’s Yuna, and I’m a summoner!”
Tidus: “Shut up, this is my story!”
Yuna: “Look at all my guardians!”
Wakka: “I play Blitzball.”
Yuna: “Ahh! Sin!”
Sin: “Tidus, I am your father!”
Yuna: “Oh no! Sin’s really made out of… Chocolate!”
Rikku: “Chocolate is the ultimate sin!”
Tidus: “I must kill ma father!” Jecht=dead Yuna kills Aeons and Yu Yevon
Tidus: “Blarg! I am dead!” [/b]
It’s funnier with the cheesy graphics.
FFI:
King: Light Warriors! Garland has kidnapped the princess! Save her! They do.
Everyone: Light Warriors! Revive the power of the Orbs! Kill the four Fiends! They do, then they go back in time and kill the Fiends again. They also kill Chaos (who had been Garland in the future).
FFTA:
Bunch of kids read a weird book and a wish of each is granted
Marche: "Hi, I’m the protaganist of this story :thud: "
Mewt: “Hi, I’m a self-absorbed little boy who wants to live in a delusional dream-world forever.”
Ritz: “Hi I have white hair in real life, but this dream world makes my hair red”
Doned: “I’m a cripple, but I can walk in this world”
Cid: “Oh no, I must help my son Mewt, and stop Marche from destorying the crystals and defeating Mewt returning the world to as it was.”
Marche: “Join the dark side Cid.”
Cid: "Ok "
Marche: “Watch as I beat Marche using Double Sword and Sequence and Excalibur2”
Everyone returns to the real world
Originally posted by demigod
[b]It’s funnier with the cheesy graphics.
FFI:
King: Light Warriors! Garland has kidnapped the princess! Save her! They do.
Everyone: Light Warriors! Revive the power of the Orbs! Kill the four Fiends! They do, then they go back in time and kill the Fiends again. They also kill Chaos (who had been Garland in the future). [/b]
my FFI:
King: Save Princess Sara from Garland.
Garland : I GARLAND, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN.
Everyone: Light Warriors! Revive the power of the Orbs! Kill the four Fiends!
Four Fiends: WE THE FOUR FIENDS, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN must kill Chaos now to stop all the evil in the world
Chaos: I CHAOS, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN
I have a fever when i am typing this, so it might suck.
FF8
Squall: Haha, i am kicking your ass.
Seipher: Haha, i’ll use my fire spell to knock you down and almost put your eye out before you can get up.
Squall: ouch, i’ll give you an oppposite scar.
Quistis: My Squall, you are deep.
Zell: Squall… can i touch your gunblade ? can i have a peak ?
Squall:Whatever.
Seifer: ohh great, i am stuck with a chicken homo in my squad.
Seifer: I like killing Galbadian soldiers, lets let the enemy get past our position, then go against orders chasing them !
Selphie:(to Squall and Zell) what are you two doing out here alone ?
Squall: whatever.
Rinoa: Wanna dance, Seifer, i mean Squall.
Squall:No, whatever.
Cid: Squall, i want you to kill my wife, she’s a pre menstrual bitch. I mean, you must defeat the Sorceress Squall!
Irvine: Heey, two women at once is my fantasy, but all i get stuck with is myself
Rinoa: Hey Seifer, i mean Squall, Promise you’ll never leave me alone.
Squall: Whatever, Lets go pick up rocks for the Shumi.
Selphie: Ohh no, they blew up my old garden, glad i transfered.
Laguna: Pre marital sex is my specialty. Raine does it like a weasel. Ohh no, the Esthar took Ellone, looks like i better abandon my knocked up girlfriend to go look for her.
Ward: …
Seifer: I SEIFER, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN.
Squall: Whatever, here, let me cast Meteor under tripple.
Adel: I am really a woman.
Rinoa: Seifer, i mean Squall. I hope you rescue me when i am floating alone through space.
Squall: Whatever, i have to go back for her.
Laguna: Hey there bastard child i abandoned, follow your heart and get killed too.
Rinoa: My Seifer, i mean Squall. Thanks for rescuing me and recovering this lost space ship, Please dont let the Esthar take me.
Squall: Whatever, take her away.
Squall: Whatever, I have to go back for her.
Rinoa:Thank you Seifer, i mean Squall for coming back for me, Now lets go compress time and kill Adel !
Adel: I really am a woman.
Ultimecia: Haha, I am the real villain that takes you three quarters of the game to find out about. I ULTIMECIA SHALL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN.
Griever: I am a figment of Squalls imagiation. I am just some thing they threw in at the last minute for shits and giggles and have no bearing on the story line.
Frionel: Our home is under attack - run!
Knights: Get them! Frionel party is defeated
Frionel: Ow, my head!
Maria: We need to find Leonheart!
Queen Hilda: You three, be my lackeys!
Party: Ok! run around world doing errands for the Queen, meeting strange people, watch them die, and beat your own friends senseless to get stronger
Party: Lets retake Phin!
Queen Hilda: Good job!
Man in street: WARRIORS, revive the power of the orbs!
Guy: Shut up!
Leonhart: We meet again!
Maria: Brother, you are found at last!
Evil Emperor Parmekia: I EMPEROR PARMEKIA, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!
Party: Lets use the weakest weapon in the game to defeat the final boss in two rounds! Party is victorious Party members are heroes of the earth!
Lenna: Dad, don’t go!!
Tycoon: I’m going.
Butz: I’m camping with my chocobo. Oh noz!!! A meteor!!!
Lenna: Help!! 16-bit goblins are attacking me!
Galuf: Who/where am I?
Butz: Screw youo guys, I’m going home.
Butz: Oh noz!! An earthquake!! Hey Lenna and galuf are in trouble! Lenna and Galuf join
Lenna: Let’s steal this ship.get captured
Faris: I’ll help you with the crystals. stuff happens, crystals shatter
Exdeath: :mwahaha: :mwahaha: I am back after 30 years.
Galuf: Me and my granddaughter will stop him.
Butz: Let’s go to their world. they go, get captured by Exdeath, rescued by Galuf
Gilgamesh: Not so fast!!
Galuf: I’ll be rescuing them now our heroes escape
Gilgamesh(on the bridge): Not so fast(again)!! stuff happens
Exdeath: I will burn this forest down to find the crystals. Oh look there they are. I have the crystals. you are doomed
Galuf: Think again!!dies Cara joins
Exdeath: HAHAHAHAHA!!!1!ONE! The power of the Void!!sucks towns into Void
Butz: My hometown!! I’ll kill you by piloting the airship really really fast!!! stuff happens, they go to the Cleft of Dimension, battle Exdeath
The End.
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