As Killmore mentioned, a lot of cellphones in Japan are sold through vending machines, and many times they’ll just throw one at you for free since they are so goddamn cheap to make they’ll make more cash with the first phone bill anyway. They are light years ahead the rest of the world when it comes to these accursed aparatuses, and won’t look at us until we [STRIKE]are assimilated[/STRIKE] catch up.
It’s Japanese. You’ve obviously haven’t been exposed to enough weird ass products yet. You should see some TYPE-MOON games, the names are literally made by throwing random words together.
