FBI seizes 1.5% of bitcoins, deflation kicks in, zeppelin laughs to bank

I HOPE YOU’RE READY FOR BUTTCOIN PRICES TO SKYROCKET! THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER NEWS THAN DOGECOIN IN NASCAR!

Buttcoin is sponsoring a college football bowl game

Awesome. Update on my own situation. I did not sell my bitcoins, but I didn’t have any in MtGox. I know someone that lost about $30,000 worth though (at peak prices).

They’re still about $600, which is certainly below peak, but I’m still at a 17,100% paper profit at the moment.

Jesus christ. Wanna sell like three of them and donate the money to me, so I can pay off my college tuition, go back to college, and get on with my life?

TO THE MOON

Where in California can you pay off your college tuition and start a new life for $1,800? You can barely pull that shit in Cambodia these days.

You can’t; that’s what I have remaining after a long, long time, lol.

You’re doing better than me. If I sold all my bitcoins today (over $100,000 worth at current prices)…I’d still have 5 figures of debt. The joys of grad school. And that’s not including my mortgage.