What is your favorite quote about life, love, or anything else?
“Don’t come to close to me…I just farted…heh heh”
“Mr T-Rex pitied the fool! Ness’ guts went down by 5!”
“Say can you hear that? It’s the sound of the reaper…”
“Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it’s warmth.”
“I’ll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!”
“You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You’re in one!”
“Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta. You will then spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase “silent as the grave”. Do I make myself clear?”
“Inescapably.”
“A case with four stones in it! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?!”
"We are warriors, not merchants. "
“But you can still count!”
“Quiver ladies, quiver!”
I’ll have more later. These are just random funnies.
I don’t like most quotes.
“I hate you.”
If you dont like them, why post?
And im glad thats a quote, otherwise id be offended.
Because, I’m against most quotes, so naturally the place to attack would be a quote thread 
See sig.
Also:
“Chivalry requires a knight to look after his comrades-in-arms! I will not abandon you! And I will follow you to kingdom come if I must! You remember that!” -Aldebert Steiner, FF9
I’ve always liked that one.
see sig
“Speak softly and carry a big stick!”
-Theodore Roosevelt
“Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night”
-Dylan Thomas
I have way more, but I can’t pull them up right now.
So, in saying you hate quotes, you are saying you hate what most people say?
I’ve got a few … though some of them are by me.
“It is an example of the friendly alliance between the University and the civil government, which I may say seems to consist of their promising to do whatever we ask, provided that we promise not to ask them to do anything.”
-Lord Vetinari, in Jingo by Terry Pratchett
“I hope you aren’t impugning my men, sir.”
“Vimes, Colon and Nobbs haven’t been pugn’d their entire lives.”
-Samuel Vimes and Lord Vetinari, in Jingo by Terry Pratchett
“You seem to have a problem with authority, Sir Samuel. You have retained this even though, technically, you are the authority.”
-Lord Vetinary … I forget which book. He’s got some great lines, doesn’t he?
“If you arn’t remembered, then you never existed”
Well… see my sig for one.
‘You know how some people have those habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I’m real irritated, and I’m looking for a little sympathy. And there’s Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin’. No, not chewin’. POPPIN’. So I said "If you pop that gum one more time… " And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots… into his head.’ - Chicago
“Six fuckin’ car lengths. That’s a hundred and six fuckin’ feet, mister. If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me. I want you to get a fuckin’ driver’s manual, and I want you to study that motherfucker. And I want you to obey the the goddamn rules. Fifty-fuckin’ thousand people were killed on the highway last year ‘cause of fuckin’ assholes like you. Tell me you’re gonna get a manual.” - Lost Highway (you have to see the scene… its hilarious)
"When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first, and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy. " - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
"Jim Cunningham: Son… DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places…
Donnie: You’re right, actually. I am pretty- I’m, I’m pretty troubled and I’m, I’m pretty confused. But I. . .and I’m afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I… I… I think you’re the fucking Antichrist." - Donnie Darko
There is probably more.
Maybe I do WizardMaster
“The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense…”
-Tom Clancy
“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it”
-Beatrice Hall (Friends of Voltaire)
Evangelion already said my pants peeing quote… shakes fist
“You should write a book, how to insult women in five syllables or less.”
Heh, I like that one. It’s pretty funny. The quote is from some kid’s movie, can’t remember the name though…
Also, I like “tempus edax rerum”. It’s Latin for “time, that devours all things” (incase you were wondering).
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you.
~Megaman 984 (Original or not, it’s still funny)
Originally posted by Epicgamer
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you.
~Megaman 984 (Original or not, it’s still funny)
Heh…that made me laugh out loud. :hahaha;
“If at first you don’t succeed F@#$ the world and smoke some weed.”
see sig.
Well I don’t know if this one is my favorite, but it’s in the forefront of my mind since I saw a Clint Eastwood movie the other day…
“There are two kinds of people in this world my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig”