Evil Dead 2 is the best film ever.

It has.

[ul][li]People stupid enough to KEEP PLAYING a recording after hearing that said recording is going to be of ancient incantations to raise the DEAD
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[li]Bruce Campbell slicing his girlfriend’s head off with a shovel in the first ten minutes of the film
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[li]Freakish headless zombie-dances
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[li]Heads being put in vices AND THEN being sliced in two with a chainsaw
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[li]Reflections coming alive and grabbing you around the throat. Best thing ever
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[li]Bruce is able to tape off a bloody stump with Duct Tape. DUCT. TAPE
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[li]“WHO’S LAUGHING NOW!?”
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[li]Fountains of blood coming from holes in the wall
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[li]Lauging Moose heads and lamps
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[li]Rednecks and city-slickers re-perpetrating the above stupidity
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[li]The worst plastic models ever
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[li]Redundancy. Way to tell everyone there’s Evil in dem dar woods after everyone gets half-eaten by it Bruce
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[li]“DEAD BY DAAAAWWWNNNN!”
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[li]Crappy dialogue
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[li]Crappier special effects
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[li]Chainsaw arm
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I could go on all day. If you haven’t seen this film, you SHOULD. it’s hi-frickin’-larious.

oohh the heart of darkness…isnt that the theoretical vampire holy symbol?

What are you talking about? The Heart of Darkness isn’t even IN this film!

EDIT: Oh man, I love it where the hillbilly gets eaten. You can SEE the actress laughing. XD

You forgot the best part everhe traps his hand under A Farewell To Arms

I dunno man…Ash kicks more ass in Army of Darkness in my opinion. But Evil Dead 2 is up there. Hail to the King baby!

I that the movie is all right, but definitely no where near the best. It is a movie that I can only watch on rare occassions. Bruce Cambell is great, but the movies would use some work.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> Considering I seen Army of Darkness before Evil Dead 2, I can easily make up my mind by saying I like AoD more. Besides, got to love Evil Ash.

[Evil_Ash] Tally for…jaw falls off Tally for… jaw falls off tally fore.

Just figuring this out? dayum dawg.

There was a sale on at the Uni shop, 3 DVDs for £15/2 for £12. They were mostly shitty martial-arts ones (not funny-shitty. Crappy-shitty) and defunct hip-hop artist’s videos. There were a few decent ones though, so I got Evil Dead 2 and The Dead Zone.

If that rumor about the making of ASH vs FREDDY vs JASON is true, I’d love to see Ash kick those two bastard’s asses! :hahaha;

He’s trying to say “Sally forth!”.

It’s an expression that means to set out with malicious intent.

NO! Freddy would KIIIIILL Ash! I have no idea who Ash is and I know that! :stuck_out_tongue:

Ash is a born ass-kicker with a chainsaw for a hand and a BOOMstick always with him. Freddy wouldn’t know what hit him.

Plus Ash is afraid of nothing. The man sawed his own hand off and then proceeded to kick even MORE ass than he did when he had two.

LOL-your avatar rocks, Pier. XD

Best quote: “You see this? This…is my BOOMSTICK!

Seriously Ash is the most badass person ever. Freddy would fall to his one liners so easily.

Which one is Ash in?

Evil Dead 1,2 and Army of Darkness.

Oh man, I watched this when my brother got the DVD free with the X-Box game. I was real bored, but it was pretty good considering I rarely watch movies.