Enter now, and you could be the next PERMINENT Control Member.

Orakio · June 1, 2003, 6:19pm

In a lousy attempt to boost ratings ^^, j/k, I’ve decided to host a contest in which one of my loyal fans gets to be a control member perminently! Which means that you’ll appear in EVERY Get Wise episode until I die. ^^

Here is how to enter. Simply e-mail me at thestarbird@rpgclassics.com and do the following:

Tell a little about yourself (or your character)
Explain why you’d make a good control member.
Tell why you like Get Wise.

And answer the following question in the funniest way that you can.

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

I will select 1 winner. All entrants will appear in a cameo shot on Get Wise 14. Please include your name (not real name of course, this is so that I won’t have to figure out whose e-mail I am reading), and a sprite that you normally use.

I will personally read all entries and make my decision on who could be the most developed character.

Good luck, everybody!

MegamanX2K · June 1, 2003, 6:21pm

This sounds like a cheap excuse for a zerg rush…which, come to think of it, is something RPGC could really use.

d_Galloway · June 1, 2003, 6:30pm

I’ll enter it when I get home.

Ryuuhi · June 1, 2003, 6:53pm

…I got Mr. T on the character test (Zak was second and Ghaleon third)

GG_Crono · June 1, 2003, 7:00pm

I submitted an entry, along with my spritesheet. (And I got Starbird.)

Valkyrie_Esker · June 1, 2003, 7:03pm

I’ll send in my submission soon. And for the record, it’s spelled “permAnent”, with an a.

And ironcally enough, considering our appearances, I got Rulakia. ^^

Moon_Beam_Girl · June 1, 2003, 7:08pm

I got Orakia, as you can see.

Seraphim_Ephyon · June 1, 2003, 7:22pm

DAMN YOU HOTMAIL! GOOD TIME YOU CHOOSE TO CRASH!

I’ll try to open an account on some other server.

Orakio · June 1, 2003, 7:26pm

I knew I spelt it wrong

Crotanks · June 1, 2003, 7:37pm

I’ll submit mine right after I take the quiz.

EDIT: Cool. I got Starbird.

Wilfredo_Martinez · June 1, 2003, 8:06pm

I would love to participate… but I’m afraid I have yet to see Get Wise.

Adds “must read Get Wise” to his list of “Things to Do” :hmm:

BTW… I got Orakia, too. Hey! I said NO GIRLS! Stoopid quiz…! :thud:

Valkyrie_Esker · June 1, 2003, 8:07pm

Originally posted by Wilfredo Martinez
[b]I would love to participate… but I’m afraid I have yet to see Get Wise.

Adds “must read Get Wise” to his list of “Things to Do”:hmm:

BTW… I got Orakia, too. Hey! I said NO GIRLS! Stoopid quiz…! :thud: [/b]

I wonder if that has some hidden meaning now…

The_Wizardmaster · June 1, 2003, 8:14pm

I got chief tim, then orakia, then orakio. I’ll enter in a sec.

Rirse · June 1, 2003, 8:21pm

I would enter if I wasn’t doomed to being a member of the Twisted RPG Theatre.

Shalcar · June 1, 2003, 8:24pm

I got Starbird too

I would enter, but I really need to get myself some sprites

Seraphim_Ephyon · June 1, 2003, 8:25pm

<Li>My #2 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, <a href=“http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=TheHideout”>Which Get Wise Character are you?</A>, is Mr. T

O_O

d_Galloway · June 1, 2003, 8:58pm

I sent the entry and took the quiz. My #1 match was Crys.

Chris-chris · June 1, 2003, 9:33pm

Your evil twin sister. ^^;;… Then Orakia.

I’ll enter in a moment if its alright with you.

Orakio · June 1, 2003, 9:37pm

why wouldn’t it be alright with me? enter when you want.

Rhaka · June 2, 2003, 7:27am

Originally posted by Orakio
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the president of the United States of America, in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president’s ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road, until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations, have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers).

And yeah, I posted that here since I don’t really read the hideout or whatever. With the last ep, for some reason, I actually got sick from the .mids -_-;