Emergency Evacuation Notice for the Rochester Area and surrounding counties

You really think your driving is bad enough to warrant panic in the neighboring areas? Come down to Memphis, get put back in your place.

Ji speaks the truth- the drivers here and completely insane. I’ve seen people reading books down here as they drive.

I’ve done that before. It’s actually not as difficult as it looks.

It’s called the Bible. People usually find religion when they’re in Life-or-Death (or just plain Death) situations.

No, I was studying for a quiz I knew I’d be having in a few minutes.

Knowing you, it was probably your road test. insert canned laughter

Or porn. =P

I’m going to have to agree with GM on this one.

A porn test? That’s a new one. I can’t really say that I’ve heard of that.
And I was studying Hamlet.

Psh, driving… driving’s for suckers. I didn’t bother trying to get my learners.