Originally posted by Jing Why are so many people obeying and eating the hippo? And how big is it, anyway? If it’s only one hippo, then how can everyone be eating it? No one’s saying they’re just eating part of the hippo…
It’s a magical hippopotamus, it has already been consumed in its entirety several times over, but regenerates for the others to have some. And we’re doing it because Charl said we would be cool if we did.
Originally posted by KaiserVonAlmasy so baby dogs… i.e. puppies… are, by that logic, especially disconcerting to you.
Yes, only moreso when they haven’t learned the difference between outside and inside. Cats use toilets.
At least they’re small enough to be stepped on.