... Dt Is Gonna Kill Us All! Aaaah!

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"Nostradamus’ works clearly indicate that RPG Knight is trying to eat all the food in the world. Also, where he says ‘the mouse in Soviet Russia will shy away / the lion’s roar is as dust’ he means that some giant Polar Bear is threatening Billiam. The lion is Jimothy who is trying to protect Tedward from RPG Knight with little sucess. "

I don’t get it.

"Obviously RPG Knight is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Billiam in Soviet Russia. Very soon some giant Polar Bear, who is currently only supplying weapons to RPG Knight, will join in. Tedward has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Germany which some giant Polar Bear is trying to steal to help win the war and eat all the food in the world. We must help Jimothy to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

Oh, that puts it all together.

EDIT: Hey, if you leave any entries blank, they get random entries, sometimes funnier.

"The radio in my head is telling me that the CIA is trying to establish a New World Order while Ronald Regan is being persecuted by Saddam Hussein to draw attention away from the vile plans of the CIA. "

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Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I “swarm about” to protect my nest of chocolate eggs…

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Every time I get nostalgic feelings for the TOB…

Thanks, guys. Don’t ever change on me.

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Shut the fuck up, Kaiser.

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Best. Theory. Ever.

"The local bank is a front for the evil works of Jesus. It’s part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to satisfy my loins. They’ve already claimed victims - everyone from the Russian mafia to the governor of San Fransisco have been caught out. Only Jim Duggan has seen through the scam, which is why The other Jesus, in cahoots with Jesus, is trying to shoot the poor monkey in the face with a view to putting an end to Jim Duggan. "

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FINALLY I get what I deserve.
gracefully walks down the corridor of bowing people and smiles evilly Was about time. :kissy:

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  • whispers* Why is she smiling evilly?
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[whispers back] Because the Humor demands it. Cute avatar, by the way.

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{ whispers to Yar] It’s kurama^_^ and how is smiling evily funny O_o;;

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Chocolate is ok… bows before DT for no reason

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"Obviously Squenix is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Tower of Babel in Fienal. Very soon Bill Gates, who is currently only supplying weapons to Squenix, will join in. A dead fish has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Midgar which Bill Gates is trying to steal to help win the war and decimate morale. We must help Charl to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

Bill Gates and an RPG syndicate?

God, no.

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[whispers to Alyx] With great difficulty.

[loudly] Why’re you whispering?

Oh crap!

Zeeky boogy doog!

<img src=“http://firstreality.keenspace.com/images/Nuke.gif” align=center> SHABOOMPH!

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Yar, we’re about to fire your ass. Too many 5-image posts.

GET BACK TO FULL WORK, SLAVE.

What, you thought that stopped? Hell no.

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Oh, so you’re bringin’ THAT up, eh?

Figures you’d take just the number of post-images seriously.

I AM NOT SERIOUS! [kerploing]

ZEEKY … BOOGY …

… DOOG!!!

[u]BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE …[/u]

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Better. We’re proud of you, Yar.