"The UFO sitings over RPGClassics are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Dragon Tear to make Steve and other enemies of Charlemagne think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Dragon Tear and Charlemagne plan to steal all chocolate in the world. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it’s all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Maquiladora is being set up to tackle the problem. "
… I knew it all along! DT want to rob us of the sweetness known as chocolate! DAMN YOU DT! ;_;
Obviously Wertigon is carrying out a covert war against the armies of the average consumer in RPGClassics. Very soon The Linux Penguin, who is currently only supplying weapons to Wertigon, will join in. A banana has a number of nuclear devices hidden in inside a cup of orange juice which The Linux Penguin is trying to steal to help win the war and bore us all to death. We must help seafood salad to stop them, or we are all doomed!
"Obviously Steve is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Sapphire Falcon in Main Forum. Very soon Chalemagne, who is currently only supplying weapons to Steve, will join in. Alyx has a number of nuclear devices hidden in her bedroom which Chalemagne is trying to steal to help win the war and to eat all the cheese in the world. We must help Kero to stop them, or we are all doomed! "
"Nostradamus’ works clearly indicate that Martha Steward is trying to drink tea and eat cakes at noon. Also, where he says ‘the mouse in Under the Sea will shy away / the lion’s roar is as dust’ he means that Paul Martin is threatening Jesus Christ. The lion is A giant Donut who is trying to protect Mary Kat & Ashley from Martha Steward with little sucess. "
“A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can take over the world by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track N.P. Character to a secret base near New Jersey. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows Sigma, in league with the AI, to compromise a red-shirted Starfleet ensign allowing Sigma to annihilate humanity.” Sigma, this is your dumbest plan yet.
"Why can’t anyone see that GG Crono is being followed by Sinstral? It’s all so that Bill Gates, hidden in a secret HQ near The RPGC can Obliterate Linux. After that, Sinstral will Kill Wert when the disorder caused by Bill Gates reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Merlin put together a militia to stop them. "
“A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can take over the world by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track N.P. Character to a secret base near New Jersey. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows Sigma, in league with the AI, to compromise a red-shirted Starfleet ensign allowing Sigma to annihilate humanity.” Sigma, this is your dumbest plan yet.
Don’t make me come over there!