Dogs!

And no, these aren’t storage devices.

…what is their function if they aren’t storage devices? To violate your USB ports? >_>

Yep. Notice they’re articulated.

Do they make barking noises and wag up and down when you try to download something onto them?

A classic case of the dog humps… O_O

Wow. I know some men that would be jealous of those dogs o.0

My own name springs to mind.

Are you that eager to connect to USB ports?

I’ve had fantasies… :kissy:

My laptop shivers in fear everytime I come to play with it.

More seriously, I would never buy that thing if it serves absolutely no purpose.