My family used to own this really old Station Wagon we called “The Beast.” It had spent YEARS with who knows how many dogs and cats beign transported in it, giving it a perpetual barnyard smell. Which is impressive, sicne we live int he City. Anyway, the thing is, this thing was unstoppable. Dad lost the key? Turns out it can drive without one! Left it out on the street at night with windows open and doors unlocked? Not a DAMN person would touch it.
…I miss that thing.
