Everytime I’m in a relationship, I hate being tied down. For some odd reason everytime I get together with someone I get like 4 or so girls that are all like “wow, you’ve got a girlfriend now? Damn, that shatters my dreams” or something. Like, suddenly, now that I’ve got a girlfriend I’m a hot commodity. But when the girlfriends gone they are too.
Should I just lie to people all the time and tell them I have this girlfriend that doesn’t exist and “cheat” on her all the time with other girls? Sounds good to me.
For those that don’t realize, this is a joke. True story, but a joke nontheless
I guess so… it don’t hurt nobody and it’s a win-win situation =) but that’s kinda odd,don’t you think?
" hey I have a girl already, but hey who cares, fuck her, I think your hot" :thud:
The problem is that Girls these days lack of initiative… it’s always to the guys to show interest first… So when a guy gets a girlfriend all the other girls that where maybe a little interested by him, see him as a “sexualised” individual… and then they actually think he’s great and that they missed out on a good guy, just because another lady sticks up to him…
it’s true… I’ve been going out with my girlfriend for a month and a half now and all the other girls I know are actuality hittin’ on me all the frickin’ time…
It’s safer for the females to hit on the taken males, because the risk of rejection isn’t present. They’re already taken, so whether a relationship could happen isn’t of consequence. If they say no, it’s a lot easier to pass it off as a joke. That’s my guess, anyway.
Now go fuck the bitches 
Or two :D:D