Demise of Pluto

Probably by Sailor Uranus.

Oh snap, Sailor Lesbian jokes.

errrrrrr! errror! non-external “planets” screwing other “planets”?

No that’s not what i meant. You see Pluto was named after the Planet in celebration of its discovery, kinda like woodstock was named after the concert.

And Sailor Pluto was kinda screwed up anyway.

Oh no! The ways of the world are cruel indeed.

Yes they are. Just look at how sad little pluto is! ;_;

Pluto doesn’t care. This is just temporary. Those whacky scientists think they can change the popular conception of the planets.

We’ve gotta be caureful in what we say of Pluto, it might decide to invade the earth.

Pluto got the cosmic blues.

So that’s why its the color it is!

This never occurred to me.

Suddenly the planetary debate is very near and dear to my heart.

Just think how many sailor scouts there would have been had all the other satelites been deamed planets! I think this is one of the reason’s all these male scientists decided no more planets, they did not want all these cute, strong girls running around.

Uh, why wouldn’t they want cute girls running around?

They are men. They don’t want a lot of girls proving they can be better than men.

I think we’re finsihed here.

I would just like to finish off this thread by saying that Pluto is no longer a planet. Hah. Now you can’t debate my point. <!-- And I will just edit any mod posts that do! >:( --!>