Death of the Yellow Chocobo Haiku

Devil Bird of Yellow warks,
Frying pan in my hand swings.
Full is my stomach.

Cute poem. Haiku’s are seventeen syllables, though (usually 5:7:5, I believe), and yours is nineteen (7:7:5). If you cut out “devil” from the first line then it would fit. Poor chocobo. :bowser:

Cross the sea by bird,
Now claim your materia.
Sigh and kill the bird.

After I got Knights of the Round (last materia I acquired), I never again touched a chocobo in that game, so vicious was my hate for them.

Race for the sigil,
Must achieve the perfect time.
One second too late.

I think we all know what that refers to.