Dear God, how old IS this thing?!

I got this for christmas for my 5th birthday. And I’ll be 22 in two months exactly. so pretty old.

Amazing how “retro” can make even the biggest piece of shit worth something. In reality, if you get the Super Mario movie for free, you paid too much.

Dear God,

It’s time for the Apocalypse.

Love,
The Human Race

The soundtrack would of been cooler, cause it has Megadeth - Breakpoint on it.

I saw that movie.
How I regret.