Damn keyboard!

The whole thing’s going on the fritz! So far about half of the keys are REFUSING to work AT ALL!!! At this rate, I’ll have to get a whole new one!

Man that sucks…

I hope that it’s just something temporary…

What keys are broken exactly?

Keyboards aren’t oo expensive so just buy another one.

Smash it! Bash it! Trash it! You’ll feel great! Get a new one, and forget the rest!

Originally posted by Gilgamesh
What keys are broken exactly?

I’m sorry, I know this is wrong to laugh, but I’d just love to know how exactly Gallo’s meant to answer this one :wink:

Anyway, if it’s knakcered, just get a new one, surely they can’t be THAT expensive, right?

Just scrounge up about 10$, sledgehammer the offending device, and buy a new one.

Depends on what keyboard but it can’t be too expensive.

And you might want to follow Manus’s advice, I do that with any technological piece that’s beyond repair and it’s a great way to deal with anger.

Try to guess what I did with my old busted Black and White TV.

Gallo: Don’t tell me you wrote that post by means of mouse highliting - ctrl+c - ctrl+v. You couldn’t have typed all that with a keyboard that’s not over 50% functional.

Jeeze, you can find keyboards pretty much everywhere for less then 10 bucks. If you’re really strapped for cash, look at a pawn shop.

aaa thats crappy. But they arent expensive.:noway:

like manus said: destroy the offender, then replace it.

But make it messy. Pulverize it, to make up for all the annoying times it malfunctioned!

Stage #1: Buy a new keyboard, they’re cheap.
Stage #2: Stress test your old keyboard by using it as a hammer.
Stage #3: Stress test the tires of your car by driving over your old keyboard.

Originally posted by Nulani
Stage #3: Stress test the tires of your car by driving over your old keyboard.

heh. i wish i thought of that first.

Well, you can always hammer it into oblivion and melt the pieces…

Originally posted by Manus Dei
Well, you can always hammer it into oblivion and melt the pieces…

Of course, because that works on television. :stuck_out_tongue:

Originally posted by Gilgamesh
What keys are broken exactly?

Oops, can’t answer that if you can’t press them. :thud:

I rearrange letters on old keyboard and sell them to stupid people. It’s funny as all hell when they complain it types wrong. :stuck_out_tongue:

Originally posted by Gilgamesh
Oops, can’t answer that if you can’t press them. :thud:

I think that’s the general idea behind the question… :slight_smile: