Don’t eat or drink while reading this.
A Council Bluffs man is accused of kidnapping his own wife, and prosecutors allege he devised a marriage contract to establish what his wife was to do, and when she was to do it. Travis Frey, 33, is accused, among other things, of giving his wife chances to win “good behavior days.”
Apart from the kidnapping, that just sounds a stupid at first glance, doesn’t it? However, wait until you get to the details of what was in this contract.
Frey is already charged with first-degree kidnapping, which is a crime punishable by life in prison without parole. Frey also faces a charge of domestic assault causing bodily injury on his wife.
End stupid. What a charming little hubby, ain’t he?
Oh, but you haven’t yet seen that contract, have you? It’s available for viewing online, but I’m not going to link to it here, because there are some details in it that could violate the board rules. However, some pieces of it…
Oh but wait, this is quite tame. This still sounds like suggestions, apart from those GBDs. Seriously, does he think she’s a kindergarden kid or something that he can boss around?
Oh no, it’s much worse than that.
Oh, thanks. Really kind of you, bub.
On your birthday, Jan 4th you will recieve a GBD that is good only on your birthday.
On or before our anniversary you will select and purchase new lingerie for yourself.
Yep, that’s as much as he’s ever getting her. Doesn’t say anything about Christmas, but I guess she gets to dress up in red lingerie or something then.
Pardon me, I’m gonna throw up.
If you request a change [to the contract] before [the ordained] time you will lose 10 GBD’s. Negotiations requested in a timely manner will be done after you are in your sleepwear. All properly made requests, will be consider.
I don’t think you want to hear my comment on that. His spelling needs work. Yes… his spelling. cough
Anyway, back to the article…
Emphasis mine. Good to know he’s got an attorney who can’t keep facts straight, at least.
Oh, and they also found child pornography on this charmy fellow’s computer, but apparently they need to (according to his attorney) “prove that he really was the one downloading it”.
Frey’s attorney said he intends to plead not guilty on all counts, and is expected to bond out of jail this week.
Uhhh… no. Please. What I do want to know about this is how long this couple knew each other before getting married. Seriously. O_o