Cloud probably will come to the P?S3...

…and probably the Play?Station 4, 5, and maybe 6, if it’s out by 2017.
Quoting The Magic Box:

Square Enix revealed that there will be a total of 6 projects surrounding the Final Fantasy XIII theme Fabula Nova Crystallis. So far 3 titles have been announced: Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy Versus III and Final Fantasy XIII Agito. Furthermore, Square Enix views both Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy XIII as 20-year projects, both franchises will continue to expand and be remembered by players.

Ouch. Fanservice for 20 years?

All this because of a failed movie. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Jeez, at least they know FF7 has a fanbase, but FF13? They sure are putting a lot of faith in an unestablished franchise. Even I don’t expect to still be into FF when I’m 45.

While Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII for PlayStation Portable was generally believed the be the final installment of the Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Wada thinks the Final Fantasy VII franchise will be alive for two decades, meaning ten more years.

OK then:

Originally Posted by Hadriel on AC net
Hey guys, I heard they’re making sequels for the rest of the alphabet, too.

FFVII Extracting Coal: You play as Barret and go around and mine for shit, including oil, coal, uranium, heavy fusionables, fish, and experience points. In other words, it’s a direct sequel to FFXI.

FFVII Finite Cock: Cloud has penis issues. You all know this. In this game, they finally get resolved. In accordance with the Grand List of Console RPG Cliches, he is required to Save the World ™ in order to do this.

FFVII GameCube: Releasing a remake of FFVII on the GameCube instantly shoots it to the top of its generation, regardless of the fact that it’s largely defunct.

FFVII Hard Copy: A text-based FFVII game. Watch out for grues.

FFVII Integrated Circuit: What FFVII would have looked like on the Atari 2600.

FFVII Jedi Council: Because you know that everyone who works for Square is a Star Wars fan-whore.

FFVII Kentucky Fried Chocobo: The ultimate Final Fantasy VII restaurant experience. Come try our Moogle packs! They’re kupo-rrific!!!

FFVII Liquid Crystal: FFVII on the DS and PSP. Wait, I actually WANT this.

FFVII Master of Ceremonies: This game will settle once and for all the never-asked question of whether Jon Stewart or Sephiroth would win in a fight.

FFVII North Carolina: You might be a redneck if you buy this game. Every character’s voice has been changed, and Cid is now voiced by John Rhys-Davies and is so incredibly English it’ll blow your fucking mind.

FFVII Orange County: You play Tifa Lockhart, a perpetually drunk girl with huge knockers, on a quest to defeat Shinra Pornography Inc. for recording naked footage of you at a party one night. What begins as a shitty teen soap opera will soon evolve into a shitty teen soap opera with XTREME EYE LASERS AND SHIT! There’ll be swords! You’ll like it! We promise!

FFVII PC: They actually did release this a while back. It made me a very sad panda when they left out the lyrics to One-Winged Angel. It should be stricken from our minds like The Phantom Menace and every SNL episode made after Will Ferrell left.

FFVII Questionable Content: A direct sequel to FFVII OC. You get one guess.

FFVII Remote Control: An entirely new medium for FFVII to bring some life back into it, because it’s getting pretty fucking old by this time. All characters are controlled by a remote. Of course, this is only playable on the Nintendo Revolution.

FFVII Smoking Crack: This game features Barret, Barret, and more Barret. Its development team is being sued by the ACLU.

FFVII Trading Cards: The first ever actual Final Fantasy CCG. In an effort to differentiate it from other CCGs, it will incorporate the ability to actually refine items from cards. Statisticians estimate that this will result in the loss of eighteen billion lives and the state of Montana. Square representatives had no comment.

FFVII United States Congress: This game is unwinnable, for obvious reasons.
You wanna do the rest? … :wink:

Maybe they will do that FF7 remake…
Final Fantasy VII Family Computer:booster:
8-bit Aerith go BOING!:hahaha;

You know how they have FFVII: AC, BC, CC and DC right? The next FFVII might be EC or something.

I think eventually, Square will go back in time and release FF7 for the Atari 2600. And somehow it will have double the pretentious religious references

That was the whole point in what Seifer posted. Although I still like Saturn’s alternative for EC: Everyone’s Combustible.

But Jesus, twenty years of this shit? I second Cid’s statement.

Whoops… I didn’t read that. My bad. -__-

Re: FFVII remake.
The rumors about it were revived after the technical demo was shown at E3 in 2005. And now EGM keeps the fire burning? Here is what Nomura said about the remake last year:

… so many other projects lined up already in the future schedule, so it’s almost impossible to think about that and squeeze that in. But if there is a right time, it would be interesting to create.

But SE just released this statement:

Since the Final Fantasy VII tech demo at E3 2005, there have been a lot of rumors about the presentation hinting at an actual remake. While the June 2006 issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly confirms the remake for release in 2007, Square Enix has never stated this.


RE: the list of FFVII spin-offs.
Square Enix has had a difficult time replicating the success of its major franchises such as Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, and spreading into non-gaming markets may be the key to improved profitability.
Following the partnerships with Matsushita (Panasonic’s parent co.) and Gakken Co., SE will join forces with Proctor&Gamble.
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