Christmas cookies recipe.

I got this off Faetan, too funny to not share.

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


Good one indeed :hahaha;

Old. But still, as the cool kids are saying these days, “teh funneh”. :slight_smile:

I need to try that recipe :stuck_out_tongue:

If you don’t like nuts, you can modify the recipe.

Replace the nuts with raisins and replace the Cuervo with Jack Daniels.

Sounds like something I’d do, albeit with something muuuch less volume.

A good red might do, along with cheese & white chocolate :slight_smile:


That was funny Zero…by the way, if Faetan going to return to RPGC anytime soon?

heh funny.