How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones.
One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.
Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it.An effeminate education weakens both the mind and the body.
It’s not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.
Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones.
Grammar, which can govern even Kings.
Let’s not be narrow, nasty, and negative.
What happiness is there which is not purchased with more or less of pain?
Those who live are those who fight.
Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its heart the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep. A man who lives, not by what he loves but what he hates, is a sick man.
This is certain, that a man that studieth revenge keeps his wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.
Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper.
Where there is no belief, there is no blasphemy.
Everyone is always in favor of general economy and particular expenditure.
I don’t know what it means, but I think someone wants to kill me, or give me some money
I get email telling me to come to conference for like games and stuff, not conventions conferenses, they want be to advertise? But I only can go if I give them like $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I also get lots of free money in the forms of sign up for something that costs $50 and we give you a pie.