Check out this email I got today

How about your good self?

Tingla thugen

How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones.

One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.

Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it.An effeminate education weakens both the mind and the body.
It’s not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.
Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones.

Grammar, which can govern even Kings.

Let’s not be narrow, nasty, and negative.

What happiness is there which is not purchased with more or less of pain?

Those who live are those who fight.
Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its heart the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.

Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep. A man who lives, not by what he loves but what he hates, is a sick man.
This is certain, that a man that studieth revenge keeps his wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.

Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper.
Where there is no belief, there is no blasphemy.
Everyone is always in favor of general economy and particular expenditure.

I don’t know what it means, but I think someone wants to kill me, or give me some money

Someone trying to spread his philosophies maybe? Sure it’s nobody you know?

Grammar, which can govern even Kings.

Grammar, which should be learned and used properly in emails.

I got an email offering 25% off Cless Alvein.

i got an e-mail offering to offering a chance to expand my members but i don’t own a company or club rpgc what does this mean?

I got an email from Pierson soliciting me for intercourse.

Huh, I got another e-mail from them today, turns out they’re trying to sell me valium

I get e-mails saying “Free womens underwear!”. All the fucking time.

Pierson, stop sending me e-mails.

Well, it looks like you can’t keep the truth hidden for long.

I keep getting spam addressed to Merlin and Hades. I think they want me to tell you, you need a penis enlargement.

The wang’s long enough, it the use of it have trouble with.

Big Nutter
I am now getting some non english Spam now…

I keep getting viagra and penis enlargement ads. checks down shirt If I need that, then what the hell are these things?

Must…hold back…lewd…comments…Star…will have…my balls…

I always got the good old fashioned beastiality offers.

girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on goat

Funny stuff.

I get email telling me to come to conference for like games and stuff, not conventions conferenses, they want be to advertise? But I only can go if I give them like $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I also get lots of free money in the forms of sign up for something that costs $50 and we give you a pie.

on toast

And that guy is of course our very own Si- no wait, that was sheep. Sorry.