In celebration of Crab Day I have created this Crab mask, print it out, break out the crayolas and color it any way you want! 
The great Crablor would be pleased by your generous offering.
If this doesn’t fit my fucking face properly, I’m going to deck YOU in the pod.
It’s a cool mask, but there’s no way that it’s gonna fit on my face
<b><u><i>FUCK CRAB DAY</b></u></i>