Caption Me

“Couldn’t the earth have waited to explode until I was done eating?”

You owe me money.

I farted.

“No, really, nuclear fusion is a safe energy source.” :stuck_out_tongue:

“The funny thing is that there was never a rapture to save you guys before Earth exploded.”

OJ: “Hell yeah I did it.”

“gemu giru gan go gufo… vitas!”

“Goddammit! I told you it was the blue wire, but nooooooooo! They want us to think it’s the blue wire when it’s really the red wire! Nice goin’ dickhead!”

“BUT THE WORLD REFUSED TO CHANGE…”

“There’s no point acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years! You’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaints. It’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now!”

“I see skies of blue … clouds of white … the bright blessed day … the dark sacred night … And I think to myself … what a wonderfol wo–”

“It was the biggest Mentos and Coke experiment ever…”

“Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth”

So how do you stop the world form exploding?

They set us up the bomb!

“Do the evolution!” by Pearl Jam

“Yeah so I got some ink today, and some brushes”

“And that is precisely the reason that car is off limits to all passengers.”

LOL XD

“That’s all, folks!”

That actually made me chuckle.