Canada sucks!

Nah…

After the U.S. sold out, fucked over their fans, and basically insulted every other band and their fans out there.

Why does that sound like Metallica?

Canada’s boring. I’d normally go through the routine of describing about how I live in an igloo and have to have all of my internet hammered out in Binary by the Town Bell, but I’m way too lazy to right now. I mean, it’s an okay place, but… Not much happens.

Weird thing, though; crime is slowly rising and we’ve come to about a murder daily. At the same time, we’re slowly seeing more third-world immigrants. No correlation, though, of course; that would be racist.

Metallica may have sold out but I never heard them insult other bands or their fans… I’m still very much in love with them and I am and always will be a big fan…

Yeah. Metallica. \m/