# Canada sucks!
**URL:** https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296
**Category:** RPGC Main Forum
**Created:** [December 9, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296 "2004-12-09T12:29:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Cavelcade](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Cavelcade)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 10:05am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/21 "2004-12-10T10:05:08Z")
Or be mauled by the dogs that pull the sleds. There must be a lot of them for Canadians to do it all the time.
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### Author:  [@GunsmokeMist](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/GunsmokeMist)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 10:39am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/22 "2004-12-10T10:39:56Z")
> [@Trillian](#):
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> _facepalm_ It’s right embarassing to live here, anymore. -\_-;
Thoughts seconded.
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### Author:  [@system](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 11:02am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/23 "2004-12-10T11:02:46Z")
I went to Windsor to see a vinyl cafe show. It did smell a little bad, but there’s plently of nice, worldly stuff there
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### Author:  [@PanamaJack](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/PanamaJack)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 12:12pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/24 "2004-12-10T12:12:33Z")
> [@The\_984](#):
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> … Xelo finds Ann Coulter hot. Wow. That’s just… Wow.
>
> As for Tucker Carlson (I think that’s his name), wasn’t he interviewing that Canadian MP that got fired from the Liberal Party not that long ago because of “intolerant remarks,” many of which were directed at the US and Bush? If so, then I would say he was really just fooling with her. Ann Coulter is just Ann Coulter.
Yeah, she got canned for being a general pain in the ass. It kinda pisses me off that they put one of our most idiotic MPs on the air for the sole purpose of riling her up.
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### Author:  [@Seifer](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Seifer)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/25 "2004-12-10T17:18:14Z")
Canada sucks!
Right.
The biggest treat to United States security is not Al- Qaeda and it’s affiliates, but from the sources much closer to home – Al- Quanada. Yes, our supposed friends and partners up north. Their goal is not just to hurt and destroy America; it is even more sinister than that. Al- Quanada wants to infiltrate, absorb and completely change the “land of the free” by spreading their liberal, left wing values. Just imagine: stricter gun ownership laws, pro-choice attitudes of the majority of the population, legalized gay marriages. Maybe even legalized marihuana for medical use!
Forget about the “axis of evil”, we should take care of Al-Quanada immediately. Right now, they have two cells operating in the USA – the “Comics” with Jim Carrey as the leader (Mike Myers as second in command) and the “Divas” with Celine Dion as the head honcho (Shania Twain as number 2).
Note: End of sarcasme, or at least an attempt at one.
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### Author:  [@Alyx](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Alyx)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/26 "2004-12-10T17:24:27Z")
yes, they do.
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### Author:  [@Thursday](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Thursday)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/27 "2004-12-10T18:13:24Z")
Ah yes, Ann Coulter. Such a bitch.
edit: The guy in the middle, Ellis Henican, is the voice of Stormy on Sealab 2021. Fun fact of the day.
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### Author:  [@Eden99](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Eden99)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/28 "2004-12-10T18:23:52Z")
> [@Seifer](#):
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> I hope it was joke. If not, it smacks of racism. Just like saying: “Fuck the blacks” or “Fuck the Latinos” or “Fuck the Indians”. Do you know any French-Canadians personally? I do, and let me tell you that the are wonderful people – warm, kind, friendly, sometimes overly emotional (they can cry and laugh almost simultaneously). But, the most the important quality they possess as a group (nation) is the desire to keep their roots, their culture, their language. French-Canadians are survivors surrounded by an ocean of English speakers for over 300 years.
> I spent over a month in Montreal a while back, the happiest month of my life so far. I’ll skip the details, lets just say I fell in love with a French- Canadian girl and I fell in love with her country.
> That was a long time ago, now we are just friends. But I still love “Al-Quanada” (French and English).
Did you even watch the flash? Because if you did you’d have completely understood what I said.
:kissy:
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### Author:  [@Steve](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Steve)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/29 "2004-12-10T18:29:34Z")
Evil, thy name is Ann Coulter.
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### Author:  [@ClothHat](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/ClothHat)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/30 "2004-12-10T19:23:51Z")
Heh yeah, Ann Coulter is a joke even in the US. She’s one of those people that acts as outrageous as possible to get people riled up, and look it worked. 😛
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### Author:  [@Genericangstyposter](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Genericangstyposter)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/31 "2004-12-10T19:54:31Z")
Trust me, nobody but fucking morons take Anne Coulter seriously.
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### Author:  [@Sohee](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Sohee)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/32 "2004-12-10T22:56:09Z")
> Top 150 best sellers
> Based on sales through Sunday, December 5, 2004
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> 1.
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> How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)
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> Ann Coulter
> Conservative pundit’s views on American politics (NF) (H)
Well, it looks like some people disagree.
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### Author:  [@Zhare](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Zhare)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2004, 7:49am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/33 "2004-12-11T07:49:16Z")
well ya know somethin?
you suck
I plan to move there one day before America becomes Fascist
either that or New Zealand or Austrailia(box kangoroos,hunt crocodiles,hang out with aboriginees and learn how throw a boomorang)
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### Author:  [@Pierson](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Pierson)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2004, 8:06am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/34 "2004-12-11T08:06:27Z")
 ‘Fascist’.
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### Author:  [@Ramza](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Ramza)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2004, 9:28am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/35 "2004-12-11T09:28:40Z")
> [@Cless\_Alvein](#):
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> Who’s the bitch?
Canada! 😃
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### Author:  [@Seifer](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Seifer)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2004, 11:53am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/36 "2004-12-11T11:53:30Z")
> [@Eden99](#):
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> Did you even watch the flash? Because if you did you’d have completely understood what I said.
>
> :kissy:
Yes, i did. I just realised that i was shooting the messenger. Pardon (as they say in French) 😉
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### Author:  [@BlueMageOne](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/BlueMageOne)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/37 "2004-12-11T13:25:03Z")
> [@Zhare](#):
>
> well ya know somethin?
> you suck
>
> I plan to move there one day before America becomes fastiost
> either that or New Zealand or Austrailia(box kangoroos,hunt crocodiles,hang out with aboriginees and learn how throw a boomorang)
That sounds rational
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### Author:  [@ClothHat](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/ClothHat)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2004, 7:26am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/38 "2004-12-12T07:26:04Z")
Canada is like the underground band that all the trendy guys flock to after the U.S. sold out with their last album.
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### Author:  [@Ramza](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Ramza)
#### Post date: [December 12, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/39 "2004-12-12T14:57:45Z")
> [@ClothHat](#):
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> Canada is like the underground band that all the trendy guys flock to after the U.S. sold out with their last album.
I have no idea what the fuck you just said. ☹
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### Author:  [@Gila-Monster](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Gila-Monster)
#### Post date: [December 13, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/canada-sucks/11296/40 "2004-12-13T00:02:02Z")
> [@ClothHat](#):
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> Canada is like the underground band that all the trendy guys flock to after the U.S. sold out with their last album.
Hhahahahahahaha, that’s so true.
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