This is almost as awesome as that story about a burglar being thwarted by Mighty Thor.
I say almost because this burglar died from blood loss and not from getting cleaved in half with one mighty chop. If this guy had actually sliced him in twain then I would be really impressed.
Was the burglar a tank? No?
Then FUCK OFF.
If it was he would have to yell ‘Decepticon!’ before charging in. Just to let everyone know he was saving the world.
What an ignominious death.
When the burglar tried to attack with a lunge, the gamer countered with the Ama Kakeru Ryuu No Hirameki ultimate technique of the Hiten Mitserugi style.
Pwned.
I’m gonna kill a burglar with a Tiger Shot one day. Either that or a cum shot. The horoscope was unclear.
Heh, I just bought some swords this week and then I see this.
Kinda sounds like the guy was asking to get himself all chopped up. Regardless, who the hell provokes someone with a sword when they’re unarmed (and surely can’t win)?
I can’t help but laugh my ass off reading this…even funnier if it were to actually happen.
You want to be careful with that cumshot, you don’t want to be immortalized in the newspapers for all the girls to know that you prematurely killed someone.
The fatal cumshot wouldn’t be a worry, as long as I lasted long enough, first.
I thought of you when I read this. 
XD I love you Sin.
Almost happened to my sister when she was sneaking into my house to surprise me, she was hiding in a closet and my roommate had noticed that a light was on that wasn’t on when we had left. He grabbed his sword as he was walking in and she jumped out with a ‘surprise.’ He stopped the sword a few inches from her face.
People with swords in their homes are probably near the top of the list of people you don’t want to surprise, possibly above guns.
I am great at samurai spirits, I think I will buy a sword.