Big green Warchief/Sorceress of the Alliance romance. MUHAHAHAHAA!

Phrase rewritten completely in final draft :wink:

My best friend once mused on the fact that smex in fanfics always is so goshdarn angsty, when in reality, in her view, it’s ridiculous and hilarious half the time. Hence why they start laughing.

Oh sheez, well… it was horrible, yanno. But I’ve got a more recent one too. Some of you might have read my very silly Jak and Daxter Mermaids comic. I made this comment unreadable by others with dA’s Hide Comment function, for the sake of this… er… thing.

HIYA!!! I lov ur comics but…u know wat u should do…MAKE JAK SCREW THE LIFE OUT OF TORN!!! TORN SHOULD BECOME JAK’S LITTLE F*** TOY!!! I SWEAR TORN IS UKE DAMMIT UKE!!! pant…pant…sry…yaoi-fangirl-overdose ehehe

mommy help

Here, take my Idiot Repellent. hands you a 2x6 with a nail in it

Well… that just seems like a shortened version of “Go to Hell”

ehehe

ehehe, (must be) the sure sign of an insane mind.

I r tired and has a cold. But I have several days off ahead of me. Let’s celebrate :3

Silky rays of moonlight shone through the cracks in the wooden window covers. On the other end of the large room, the flame in an oil lamp flickered, casting its warm glow.

It was an easy, lazy silence that filled the shared space.

Cloth and furs rustled slightly as Thrall pulled the blanket further up over Jaina’s shoulders. She smiled, though he could only see it vaguely from the corner of his eye, with her temple resting against his collarbone. Letting go of the blanket, he reached below it and placed his hand against her bare back, joining the arm already encircling her. 

He didn’t feel inclined to move any more than that, nor did he want to speak. This was enough. Just their breathing, and her warm, soft body sprawled over his. Seconds trailed past, and they both let the time pass.

Still, there was a subject that dredged itself up in Thrall’s consciousness even as he struggled to keep it down. He didn’t want to think about it, didn’t want to speak of it, but it was there and demanding attention, intruding on their peace.

In the end, it was Jaina who took it upon herself. She broke the silence with a soft sigh,  idly stroking her hand over his chest.

“I don’t want to bring up a troubling subject, but, that thing I said when your grandmother asked if I could bear an orc child…”

She trailed off, and Thrall nodded slowly, shifting his grip of her.

Half-orcs were hardly known for being the most careful, wise members of society – even brasher and louder than full orcs, seemingly always haunted by a real or perceived feeling of inadequacy. That desperate need to prove themselves to the people around them chased many of them into an early grave.

That fear for Jaina’s and his child, that alone was staggering. Even worse for a half-orc who grew up under the weight of, as she had said some days ago, the legends about such parents. Had he or Jaina married one of their own kind, those children would have suffered the same weight of legacy. Yet, a child of mixed blood would have a double burden. 

“We can only try to raise them to have faith in themselves,” he murmured.

She nodded, but as he stroke her back he very well knew that the same feeling of sizzling, dreadful worry filled her. 

“Will Theramore accept such an heir?” he said in a low voice.

Jaina bowed her head, hair tickling his skin as lightly as a breath.

“Tandred said something of the sort,” she mumbled. “I doubt it. At least, for now.” She straightened, pushing herself up to look him in the eye. “We better wait for a few years and let everyone get used to this whole situation, first.”

He almost smiled, but only almost.

“You needn’t look so worried,” he said and touched her cheek. “I would have suggested as much myself, had you not said it.”

Still a spark of relief flashed in her eyes as she nodded and sunk back down. Thrall moved his hand down to her shoulder, stroking it with his thumb. Their children would have a hard enough time. The best thing that could be done for them, was to prevent them from being conceived before the world was better prepared for them. 

So occupied was his mind with those concerns that he did not connect the facts until Jaina’s arms squeezed his neck. He blinked, and then that smile broke through, much warmer than it would have been moments before. 

Shifting his grip again he held her close, and she softly hummed, smiling, to confirm that yes, she was no longer nervous.

They laid in silence for a few moments, until Jaina spoke again.

“But, what of the Horde, will they accept it? It’s so much more than just Theramore.”

Thrall stared at the ceiling, lips drawing back from his clenching fangs.

“My heir will have to prove himself no matter who he is,” he said, sighing.

With a low groan, Jaina tightened her arms around his neck and he squeezed her in return. That was just the kind of thinking that killed so many youngsters, of all races. Thrall grit his teeth and took in a deep breath.

“Perhaps we shouldn’t fret too much about this preemptively,” he murmured. “We have enough worries already.”

“Yes,” Jaina agreed, relaxing slightly. “But we ought to talk about it.”

“True. That and all the other things that make us nervous.” The echo of his own and her words hung in the air between them. Jaina quirked an eyebrow, lips twitching.

“Are you joking with me, Go’el?” she asked.

He grinned at her when she heaved herself up on her arms once more. 

“I’ve never made a joke in my life,” he said.

“Is it cause for capital punishment to tell the Warchief that he’s being silly?” Saying so, she did something uncharacteristically silly herself, and kissed his nose.

“Depends on if you can defend your atrocious actions.”

As they both chuckled, he enclosed her in his arms again.

There was something else about his role as leader that greatly concerned him, but he did not want to add to her fears right then. Later he would have to explain, but now was certainly not the time. 

He might be in a secure position now, revered as the Warchief and war hero, but orcish laws remained based on strength. Someday, somebody would challenge him for the leadership, and Thrall was not fool enough to think himself invincible. 

‘-‘

A messenger arrived as the sun rose above the horizon. An orc with brown skin, bearing a brief announcement.

The whispers started then. They poured from Grommash Hold and swept throughout the city still reeling from the shock of their Warchief’s recent decisions. This, however, was something completely different. This was orc business, something familiar. They had already been granted the visit of the Warchief’s grandmother, and now they were told another Mag’har approached. A budding legend. 

Hellscream comes.

oh snap

And I am going to get lynched because Thrall and Jaina are talking about icky icky OMG contraceptives, y/y? :stuck_out_tongue:

Cold n tired? Literature prescribes bread, honey and clotted cream for the first, lot of sleep for the second. Probably double size, as you’re 2x a hobbit.

He didn’t feel inclined to move any more than that, nor did he want to speak.
It’d be probably be better if you kept one of the two verbs.

“I don’t want to bring up a troubling subject, but, that thing I said when your grandmother asked if I could bear an orc child…”

This dialogue doesn’t strike me as too realistic. The “troubling subject” intor, mainly.

“We can only try to raise them to have faith in themselves,” he murmured.

Nice touch of heroic stoicism there.

“Is it cause for capital punishment to tell the Warchief that he’s being silly?” Saying so, she did something uncharacteristically silly herself, and kissed his nose.

Uncharacteristically silly bus me a little. It’s as if the narrator says “lolsilly” rather than describe it in a way that shows teh silly.

“Depends on if you can defend your atrocious actions.”

Heh.

He might be in a secure position now, revered as the Warchief and war hero, but orcish laws remained based on strength. Someday, somebody would challenge him for the leadership, and Thrall was not fool enough to think himself invincible.

That’s a good long-term challenge. It may never come up again, but it’s nice of you showing there are worries other than the imminent ones.

A messenger arrived as the sun rose above the horizon. An orc with brown skin, bearing a brief announcement.

The whispers started then.

Put then at the beginning of the sentence?

So, how long is edit:[STRIKE]Wizard [/STRIKE]Warlock and the Beast now?

edit: 70.000 words, eh? Novel-length.

Good idea. Out of curiosity, do you have a summary of Diplomacy as well?

Naw, I had a cold, but it’s as good as gone now. Which is good because I work tomorrow again :slight_smile:

It’s 104 pages where we’re at right now. This is going to be a rather short chapter, but it’s pretty packed and it’ll have a cliffhanger that’ll make people want to maul me :smiley:

The summary for Diplomacy is “There is an age-old trick to ensure peace between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does.”

That’s not so much a summary as a blurb :wink: Do you know how the story goes on and till when?

Ah, I misunderstood what you meant with summary XD Yeah, I know what we’ve got left and where it’s going. Should be two or three chapters left, and an epilogue. Huh. I’ve been writing this for just over a year now.

Aaaalrighty then. Aaaare you ready to ruuumble?

A short while later they entered through a portal just like Greatmother Geyah had done. A small troop of Mag’har, led by Garrosh Hellscream, shown the way by Kor’kron Elites trying very hard not to exchange glances along the way. 

People lined the streets, muttering amongst each other. Many frowned in worry, some snickered, others made playful, nervous bets about where this was going. The reactions all came from taking one single look at the expression on Garrosh’s face.

Thrall saw it too, vaguely as soon as the warriors entered Grommash Hold and walked towards him. His good mood evaporated like sweet smoke. 

The sound of armor clanging was almost deafening, until the Kor’krons hurriedly stepped away to get out of the line of fire. They had to restrain themselves, though, feeling like they ought to stand between the throne and the visitors. That would have sent a rude message to the Mag’har, however, and the guards weren’t so bold as to risk that without being ordered to.

The air seemed to crackle as the Warchief met the glare of his honor brother’s son.

“If you have a great concern,” Thrall said, but there was a dangerous note in his voice, “I welcome you speaking without restraint.”

Garrosh’s face only moved as much as he had to, in order to take in a deep breath. Many hands in the hall twitched, instinctively wanting to fly up and cover their owners’ ears. Looking at Garrosh’s expression, nobody could doubt what would come next.

To say that the young Hellscream simply “spoke” would be a gross understatement.

“Has everyone gone mad?!”

As he struggled against the wish to rub his ears to fight the ringing in them, Thrall inwardly sighed. 

This, oh this would be difficult.

He came to think so over and over again during the following discussion in one of the council rooms, together with Saurfang, Drek’Thar and Vol’jin. Out of view from everyone else, the troll was the first to toss pride out the window and pointedly cover his ears the second time Garrosh’s temper grew stronger than his judgment of volume.

In all honesty, it was not so much a “discussion” as a barely controlled shouting match.

“And did growing up among humans strip you of all respect for our ancient traditions, Warchief?” Garrosh snarled, slamming his fist into the table in the center of the room. The piece of furniture shook, but at least did not crack down the middle. “I thought the recount of your mating ceremony must be a joke, and now I’m told that–”

“If you cannot speak at a civilized volume, Hellscream, I refuse to take part in this meeting at all,” Drek’Thar icily said, folding his arms. “I would prefer to not lose my sense of hearing as well.”

“And I will not stand for you insulting me,” Thrall snarled, his last shreds of self-control shattering. “If you cannot bring up anything constructive, there’s no reason for us to waste time here.”

Garrosh snarled, but after staring back into Thrall’s eyes for a moment he grunted and folded his arms.

“Greatmother Geyah said she couldn’t find any fault with your human,” he said slowly, obviously loath to admit it. The way he said ‘human,’ though, was laced with barely subdued disdain.

Thrall, who had braced himself for a direct insult aimed at Jaina, and felt unsure if he would be able to keep from punching Garrosh in the face, very carefully relaxed the tiniest bit. He wondered if his grandmother had spoken with Garrosh to mind himself. If so, it finally seemed to have some effect.

“No, she didn’t,” Thrall replied in a guarded tone.

Vol’jin and Saurfang exchanged glances, only now finding out that the two women had met. 

For another moment Garrosh glared at Thrall, fingers rapping loudly against his gauntlet. His lips twitched as if he was about to speak but stopped himself. Then, finally he grumbled his question.

“But why a human? There must be many among our people who oppose the match.”

“As many as among her people.” Thrall continued to regard Garrosh with a guarded mindset. “Her brother was convinced I had forced her into it.”

A look of confusion passed over Garrosh’s angry features, confusion that somebody could think a woman would have to be coerced to be the Warchief’s mate. He saw only the great honor it entailed to be offered such a role in life. Thrall wasn’t sure what to feel about the look on the younger orc’s face.

“These politics seem to be more complicated than they need to be,” Garrosh finally said.

“Starting a fight is easy,” Thrall said. “Ending it is more difficult.”

Garrosh shrugged his mighty shoulders. Judging by the look of him, he probably didn’t see how it could be more complicated than simply killing all the enemies. For a moment Thrall closed his eyes against the bristle of annoyance. He moved his thoughts to the image of Jaina’s hair spread over the pillow, gleaming in the light of the flickering oil lamp. The look in her eyes as she reached up and wrapped her arms around his neck, the way she smiled when he touched her face.

The frustration ran off him and he looked up again.

“On that matter, I would like to tell you why I called you here,” Thrall said, although he honestly wondered if he really wanted to ruin Garrosh’s hard-won composure.

 For a moment the Mag’har looked like he would protest, but let it rest. The inflamed subject was dropped for now – only to be replaced by another.

“You have heard reports about the battles in Warsong Gulch, I assume,” Thrall said, and Garrosh nodded. “I have been discussing the matter with the night elven leader and we agree that we should both withdraw–“ watching the look on Garrosh’s face change, the Warchief clenched his teeth. In the background, Vol’jin pressed his hands over his long ears again, and Drek’Thar wisely raised his hands for the same reason. Saurfang’s pride kept him from doing the same, regrettably. Thrall had the same handicap. “… our troops until we can come to a–”

He gave up and paused, rolling his eyes upwards in exasperation at Garrosh’s reaction.

WHAT?”

And then it was no longer a discussion at all. 

The other three in the room stood by, exasperated and helpless. It would be a poor Warchief who needed support against one single opponent, all of them knew that. So Saurfang, Vol’jin and Drek’Thar could really only watch and listen as Thrall and Garrosh shouted at each other.

“My father would roll in his grave!” Garrosh roared. The irony in him now honoring his father’s memory, when he had been ashamed of him mere months ago, flew past in the rage. “To give an inch–!”

“The fighting has made the gulch useless!” Thrall shouted back. “Nobody gets anything from it, neither side has buckled since they began struggling!”

“Then we should increase troops until it’s ours! Withdrawing is an insult to all orcs!”

“Even if we won, the elves would keep raiding the gulch. We can’t spare the troops to safeguard it!”

“So you say we run and let them have it?”

“The Cenarion Circle are–”

“This is an offense to all–!”

“This is not Draenor!” Thrall’s armored fingertip met Garrosh’s chest piece with a hard clank. “Are you questioning my–”

A knock on the door cut him off.

“What?” Thrall and Garrosh both snarled, whirling towards the disruption.

A female Kor’kron Elite cautiously poked her head in, obviously not happy about putting herself in this particular line of fire. 

“Warchief…” she started, then cleared her throat and stared straight ahead. “A messenger from the Undercity wishes to speak with you. He says that it’s very important.”

Thrall hesitated for a moment. He felt no desire to back out of the argument before it was won, but the rational part of him knew that it would take a long time to convince Garrosh. With their tempers flaring, it would only take longer. It might simply be for the best to give both of them a chance to cool off.

“Very well,” he said and cast a cold glance at Garrosh, who glared back. “We will continue speaking of this later.”

 Garrosh simply grunted.

 It felt like a relief to leave the council chamber and return to the throne room. Then again, Thrall was darkly aware that Sylvanas would not call anything “very important” unless it truly was. On the other hand, he figured, it could not be more frustrating and painful than arguing with Grom’s son.

And just like countless others, the Warchief would soon realize that thinking such things was to invite disaster with open arms. 

‘-‘

The whole day, Jaina had felt as if a weight had dropped from her shoulders. Only now in retrospect, she realized how much the anxiety had slowly built up within her. Had it gone on longer, it might have turned to fear. She was more relieved than she could say, to have abolished it.

Rather annoying, on the other hand, was the way she could swear Aegwynn glanced at her more than once, with a fond, yet shrewd expression. The sorceress had certainly caught the absentminded smile on Jaina’s lips when they met that morning, before the much younger woman managed to wipe it off.

As she listened to reports and petitions in the throne room now, Jaina found her thoughts shamelessly wandering for brief moments. Her control over her own mind never slipped for long, thankfully, and so she didn’t miss much.

When a guard announced that Messenger Ta’sih of Orgrimmar had arrived, however, Jaina snapped to full attention. 

The female troll mage, when she walked in, didn’t have the same relaxed swagger in her step as when she had walked in the first time a couple of days ago, with the letter from Cairne Bloodhoof. 

“Welcome back.” Jaina frowned and slightly tilted her head as she noticed the uneasy look on the troll’s face. “Is something the matter?”

“Ah well, mah Lady…” Ta’sih said, saluting and bowing her head. “Ah bear no lettah today. Da Warchief told me ta ask ye ta come ta Grommash Hold.”

“I see,” Jaina said. She tried not to let her frown deepen. It was probably not simple politeness from Thrall to not simply use their runestones to summon her. The look on the troll’s face was worrisome, too. “What is the reason for this?”

The troll straightened up, pursing her lips.

“Lady Sylvanas wants ta speak with both of ya,” she said.

Jaina blinked, and she heard the guards by the door gasp. Aegwynn narrowed her eyes, scowling. Shaking her head quickly, Ta’sih raised both hands.

“Da Warchief said, he dun wanna force ya, mah Lady, he’da nevah do dat.”

“I know he wouldn’t,” Jaina said, without thinking.

She nervously wet her lips. Facing Sylvanas was not something she had looked forwards to, although she had known it would have to happen at some point. Still, no matter what Thrall said about this being a free choice, he had to know as well as Jaina did that there could be no backing out.

Nodding, she looked to Aegwynn, knowing the guards watched her uneasily. She could sympathize with them quite well. 

“You can handle matters here for a little while, then,” Jaina said, and the chamberlain grimly nodded.

Jaina squared her jaw and turned to the guards by the door.

“Call Emissary Southstone and five Elite Guards,” she said. “The emissary may bring his own personal escort.”

Thrall would not have sent her a summons this way if he didn’t mean for it to be a formal meeting. With Sir Dunhave and Lord Lor’themar, neither of them had been prepared beforehand. This was different.

It didn’t take long for the guards to arrive to the throne room, soon followed by emissary Southstone. Tension mounted in the air as the Elites saluted with stiff motions. Even Thomas, who normally would look thrilled over a chance to visit Orgrimmar, nervously picked at his silver grey robes. Beside him, his aide Simon Nebula shifted weight from foot to foot – having his own personal reasons to dread facing anything that had to do with Forsaken. The only one who seemed fairly unconcerned was the other, blond man by Thomas’ side, wearing leather armor emblazoned with Theramore’s golden anchor. He stared straight ahead, face impassive. But then, Jaina remembered that Thomas had mentioned that his friend turned guardian, Collins, was a master at hiding his emotions. 

She realized that she thought about all this because she didn’t really want to think about meeting Lady Sylvanas.

“Are we expected to arrive in Grommash Hold?” she asked Ta’sih, just to make sure before she teleported a small troop right in.

“Yes, mah Lady,” the troll replied with a stiff nod.

Taking in a deep breath, Jaina raised her hand and focused.

“Then, everyone, we’re going,” she said.

“Yes, my Lady,” eight voices replied, with various levels of success at hiding their apprehension.

The throne room of Theramore flashed away, only to be replaced with another. Jaina’s eyes darted to meet Thrall’s gaze. It was easy enough, as she and the others had appeared just beneath the steps to his throne. He scowled, but it eased when he saw her.

“Warchief,” Ta’sih nervously said and saluted before stepping away as soon as he nodded.

“Welcome back,” Thrall said.

He held out his hand, palm up, in a silent gesture. Jaina caught on and walked up the stairs alone, laying her hand in his for a moment before stepping up beside him. As the Warchief indicated at them to do so, the other humans moved to the side.

The various members of the Horde gathered in the hall, from messengers to guards, watched the humans intently. The atmosphere felt less hostile than it had done when Tandred visited. Instead, the tension had an almost just as unpleasantly smug note, expectant of how the Dark Lady would press the humans.

“She won’t be here in person,” Thrall murmured, and his thumb brushed Jaina’s hand before releasing her.

Jaina allowed herself a small, silent breath of relief. In a diplomatic sense, she shouldn’t feel relieved at not having to meet with such an important person, but she couldn’t help it – nor could she blame herself.

“Emissary,” Thrall said in a louder, neutral voice.

“Yes, Warchief,” a hoarse voice replied.

A Forsaken mage stepped forwards from the sidelines, moving to stand a few feet away from the foot of the stair. He bowed, before straightening as much as his back allowed. Jaina clenched her teeth under the amused glare from the yellow, glowing eyes. She was grateful for Thrall’s steadying presence.

“I will be bringing forth Lady Sylvanas image,” the Forsaken man announced. This surely brought the same relief to Thomas and the others, as Jaina had just felt when Thrall eased her tension. presence,

The mage raised his hands. Just as when Lord Lor’themar had made his appearance through a magical illusion, light leapt from his skeletal hands and formed a circle on the floor. From it rose a half transparent, pale blood elf wearing dark leather armor and a bow slung over her shoulders. Unlike her Forsaken, Sylvanas’ eyes glowed red, merciless.

“Warchief. Lady Proudmoore,” she said, her voice raspy and icy. She sounded bored.

The hairs on Jaina’s neck rose, but she bowed her head in greeting – glad to for a moment look away. 

“Lady Sylvanas,” she said, her voice as neutral as she could make it.

“You had something you wanted to tell us?” Thrall said, nodding briefly.

“In a way, yes.” Sylvanas paused. “The truth is, I am not the one having something to tell the two of you.”

Jaina frowned, and she heard Thrall shift his weight beside her.

“What is the meaning of this, then?” he asked, and there was a dangerous tone in his voice. He was apparently not amused by the Dark Lady’s little game, whatever it was, and Jaina fully agreed.

“Believe me, I am not thrilled to be used as a mediator between you and this particular… person,” Sylvanas said.

Her lips twitched – either in a smirk or a purse of her mouth. Impossible to tell. 

“But,” she went on, “the fact of the matter is that the Lich King wishes to speak with you.”

PARTY TIME! :smiley:

… yeah, hate me.

Good job guys!

Not really. I’ll get back to you :stuck_out_tongue:

Turns out a few days have passed, so by the power invested in me by the Lich King summons 6 weak skeletons. No, wait: raises the thread from the grave

A small troop of Mag’har, led by Garrosh Hellscream, shown the way by Kor’kron Elites trying very hard not to exchange glances along the way.

Add a verb describing what the troop’s doing or they are going to stifle in the description :wink:

Try reworking the initial descriptive part (up to where the dialogue starts), as your voice seems still unsure there, using either too long (the first sentence asks for an active verb describing what the troop is doing for instance) or too short sentences. Perhaps focusing on the reactions of select people rather than of groups might help remove the feeling of “carpet-describing” the scene as in some did this, other did that. Once you start with the dialogue though, the fic picks up its rhythm.

It felt like a relief to leave the council chamber and return to the throne room.
Wasn’t it actually relief? :wink:

The female troll mage [strike],when she walked in, [/strike]didn’t have the same relaxed swagger in her step as when she had walked in the first time a couple of days ago, with the letter from Cairne Bloodhoof.

It’s clear from the context.

Jaina blinked, and she heard the guards by the door gasp.
Cliche alarm. Slightly reword it, so that the reader won’t perceive it as a unit that needn’t be processed e.g. and she heard a soft gasp from the direction of the guards.

I also like the part where they the prospect of visiting Ogrimmar becomes visible.

Oh snap. :smiley:

Typo patrol go!

…“I will be bringing forth Lady Sylvanas image…"

Forgot an apostrophe.

And awaaaay!

I’ve gotten some funny reviews on ff.net for this chapter :smiley: I better update it soon to appease people’s fears that Sylvanas is letting Lichy use her just like that. In reality, it’s a long, agonizing process of… something that’ll be pretty bizarre but amusing, I hope.

Also there’ll be Varimathras. I’ve found that he’s HILARIOUS to write :mwahaha:

The most intruiging review so far is the one I got from the man himself, Sonic! It just said “SHUT UP.” Man, that’s just keeping me up at night. About what?

Why do I get the urge to write when I’m at the 'rents and don’t have my files with me? D:

Writing without constraints. Tabula rasa. The sound of continuity imploding.

As for villains working better, what can I say? Evil is the new black. No, wait.

Or my muse is a sadist D:

But damn straight, evil IS the new black. Or yellow, red and green robes and lots of makeup. Or something. Yeah, my favorite villain of all time will always be :mwahaha:

Aaaanyway… I’m back home and managed to keep hold of some of that desire to write, enough to keep me going and getting some work done. Hooray!

I realize that we’re touching on a whole new genre in this part, but to hell with it.

And I was THIS close to having Thrall say “This is madness” at one point.

… actually I erased it after writing it >_>

A strange noise escaped Jaina, but that sound drowned in the growl reverberating from Thrall’s chest, and from all the people standing around. Even Ambassador Dawnsinger let hear a hissing gasp in the background.

No no no it’s too much I can’t do this!

Panic flooded Jaina’s mind, gut clenching into an icy knot at the prospect of seeing Arthas, what was left of him. Nobody knew what that would be, as the only reports of the Lich King was from those Scourge with more mind left than mere zombies – those howling praises to Arthas, the Lich King. 

But she wrestled those emotions aside, straightening her neck further.

“I’m not much amused by listening to threats, and I don’t expect he will have anything else to say,” she said.

“I fully agree with Jaina,” Thrall said, his voice deep as a growl. His armor clanged as he folded his arms across his chest. “Also, I don’t see why you would want to help him contact us.”

Lady Sylvanas’ expression didn’t change in the least even in the face of this not too covert accusation of foul play.

“I don’t, not really,” she said. Then, one corner of her lips drew upwards just the tiniest bit. “However, he’s been so very adamant about this that I’m,” she tilted her head every so slightly, “almost amused.”

That did in no way make Jaina feel any better about the whole thing. She didn’t want to face Arthas in the first place, and especially not if he was that insistent about what he had to say.

“He must be very adamant indeed for you to feel that way,” Thrall said, in the same tone as before.

“Perhaps you will understand if you hear the reports,” Sylvanas replied.

She turned her head and nodded to somebody only she saw. The circle of light in which her illusion stood widened a little, and a Forsaken male in tattered armor walked into existence within it. He didn’t wait for any other permission, but raised the bundle of papers in his gloved hands. 

“Report from the Bulwark on the border between Tirisfal Glades and the Western Plaguelands, courtesy of Argent Officer Garush,” he started in a raspy voice.

The name wasn’t familiar to Jaina, but it certainly sounded more like an orc’s name than anything else. The Argent Dawn did employ people of all races. The author’s allegiances did promise some semblance of trustworthiness to the report, but it didn’t make her more relaxed in the least. While she briefly pondered this, the Forsaken warrior named the date just two days after the wedding and continued:

“Just after sunrise, a lone Scourge mage made his way towards the border. He was killed on sight. Nothing else to report, but we discussed this strange behavior. He didn’t speak, like those who have broken free of the Scourge do when seeking refuge among the Forsaken. In his hand, held a ripped off piece of canvas. Might have been part of a Scarlet Crusade tent. All available warriors ordered to keep an eye out. Midday: another strange approach. This time a lonely Nerubian. Killed on sight. Carried what might have been a curtain at some point. Evening: Another mage. Carried the other half of the curtain.”

Jaina tried to keep her face neutral, but her eyebrows desperately tried to rise and express her growing disbelief. Half of her wanted to ask if there was a point to this charade, the other half was, despite herself, wondering what on earth the Lich King was trying to accomplish.

The warrior removed the first paper and folded it at the end of the bundle before continuing in the same monotone voice. In the background, Sylvanas remained unmoving. 

“Next morning: So far, four crazy members of the Scourge in two days. This one held what looked like a shirt. We burned it. Later that morning: really starting to wonder what is going on. Another piece of canvas. Midday: it happened again. This mage started to shout something before he was killed. Ordered the warriors to listen next time. Afternoon: a second Nerubian. Not taking chances. Killed on sight. Unable to identify piece of cloth.”

“Lady Sylvanas…” Thrall said, and he couldn’t keep his disbelief out of his voice.

“Bear with me, Warchief,” she replied. Her lips crinkled again. “Perhaps you see why I am almost amused, though?”

“It’s peculiar, I will grant you that.” He snorted, in irritation or bewilderment was difficult to tell. “Get to the point.”

“As you wish, Warchief,” the warrior said and put another paper aside. “Next day midday: the latest Scourge mage had time to finish his sentence. He shouted ‘It’s a white flag, curse you’. Turned to cinders two seconds later. Expect another will come. Will try to keep it alive long enough for an explanation.”

If any of the Forsaken – the mage, the warrior or Lady Sylvanas herself – were amused by the blank looks they were getting, they didn’t show it.

“I expect that it’s too much to hope for, that the entire Scourge is surrendering?” Thrall dryly said.

Jaina, on her end, struggled to not laugh hysterically. The whole thing was so bizarre that she was starting to wonder if she simply dreamt it all. The mindlessly practical tone of the reports and the stubborn attempts to communicate clashed with the ice cold fact that she might still come face to face – through an illusion, but that was a weak comfort – with the Lich King within minutes.

It was insane. 

“Sadly not, no,” Sylvanas replied to Thrall’s sarcasm. Her tone remained indifferent, making it impossible to tell if she thought he was serious. She waved her hand, and the warrior nodded.

“Evening,” the Forsaken droned on, “managed to keep this one alive. Maybe carried another curtain. The prisoner said that his master demanded to speak with Warchief Thrall and Lady Proudmoore. In the last moment, thought better of smashing his rotten head in. Spoke with the Forsaken in the camp. Sent a messenger to Lady Sylvanas. Smashed the mage’s head in when her reply said to do so.”

The warrior lowered the papers.

“It continues in the same vein for the following days, Warchief,” he said.

“Officer Garush finally saw fit to send me these copies of his reports,” Lady Sylvanas spoke up. “And the latest Scourge mage.” Her lips, perhaps, twitched. “I have no desire to provide any help for the Lich King, but since he’s so desperate to speak with you that he takes to such childishly obstinate behavior, it’s enough to make me curious.”

I love the list of things happening in the plaguelands.
“Carried the other half of the curtain.” XD

O hai, my text was once again lost.
That said, bravo, girl! I noticed parts that could be rephrased for ambiguity -not pertaining to the story- up to the reports being discussed, but once you go there it never stops rolling. What can I say, I got amused and appreciated that the gotcha serves this part of the text, not vice versa.

Btw, adamant is an absolute word like pregnant or unique, so you could have Thrall say something along the lines of “Adamant quite describes it then” or whatever you prefer.

As for :mwahaha:, he’s got black, too. In his twisted little heart. Mwahahahaha. :mwahaha: :mwahaha:

>_>

<_<

Thrall shall be pretty badass soonish, if I can just get past this one obstacle that’s been holding me up.

… I’m stuck on what the Lich King says when he first appears D:

And yeah Rig, you’ll get a reply soon, my brain just hasn’t been with me lately.