Big green Warchief/Sorceress of the Alliance romance. MUHAHAHAHAA!

You R teh silleh with that image of The Thinker, Rig. XD

Aanyway… after some serious soul searching, I have decided to cut the mention of Varian and Broll from the story :confused: Like I’ve said, people are already expecting Kael and Arthas to come rushing for an epic battle of Twu Wub or something like that, and introducing His Royal Majesty Butchgrunt would only raise the expectations even more - in a way I’m not willing to deliver. I meant to have those two mentioned there as a sign that things are still moving along as they should, offside, but it’s not the image it’ll give. I realize that.

Sooo… that means we need something to replace that scene with Bashana Runetotem. Something that’ll also create tension with the nelves and force me to write a scene with Fandral Staghelm
WAIT WHAT NOOOO D:

Le sigh. Oh well. I do it for yooou! You better appreciate it. grumbles

Anyway, so the scene with Bashana is out, sorry dear cow. Annnd this is in instead.

She flashed out of existence and reappeared to find herself standing before Thrall, in his chambers, him wearing full armor. The dark look on his face did not make the sinking feeling in her gut any favours.

“What is it?” she asked.

“There’s been another battle in Warsong Gulch,” he said, voice deep in his throat as he motioned at somebody behind Jaina. “I’m afraid my side initiated it, too.”

Jaina sharply turned, finding a young male orc standing there, between two grim Kor’kron Elites, his face set tight and hands clenched. He wore simple leather armor, looking more like a scout than a warrior.

“Not so, honored Warchief,” he said, “as p-per your orders we stayed in our camp, but we had to gather fresh water at some point, and that group ran into a group of Sentinels. There was an argument and- saying who started that is- b-but one of our men threw the, the first punch-”

Jaina didn’t need to look up at Thrall to know the way his expression soured, it was enough to just hear the messenger’s stammering and broken sentences.

“It was just a skirmish, nobody lost their life,” the young orc quickly finished.

Small mercies, Jaina thought. It was a relief to hear that, but the damage was still done. She didn’t speak, could think of nothing to say – this was once again Thrall’s territory, but she understood why he had called her there to hear this news in person. They would have to reason about this, and he needed to contact the night elves.

“Return and tell your superiors that they’re to make no move,” he said.

There was a growl in his voice, but one had to admire his restraint. All of them could see the anger in his blue eyes, yet he refused to shout at a scout who bore no blame. The young orc still gulped loudly as he nodded and saluted. 

“Very well, you can go,” Thrall said and waved his hand.

The scout and the Elites saluted, then left. The door just closed before Thrall reacted.

“I told them…!” He let out a loud growl, baring his teeth for a moment. When Jaina instinctively drew back he settled however, and offered his hand. He quickly spoke, shaking his head. “Pardon if I seem brutish, but it makes me furious. They just won’t listen.”

She shook her head, regretting her recoil. 

“Think nothing of it. I understand your anger,” she said and laid her hand in his, drawing close again.

He hummed, gratefully touching her shoulder. They remained like that for a moment, allowing themselves a brief respite from the world. After a few seconds though, Thrall took in a breath and took a step towards his writing table, still holding her hand.

“I must write Lady Tyrande and apologize at once, whatever good that may do,” he said, looking at her. “Perhaps if you add some words as well.”

“Of course.”

They both took a seat. Thrall pulled up an empty sheet of paper and wet the pen in the ink bottle, then paused and rubbed his forehead.

“What is it?” Jaina asked, the frown returning to her forehead.

He looked up and shook his head.

“I see I will have to take drastic measures to stop this,” he said. “But the Warsong clan will not take lightly to such disrespect to their honor.”

Jaina squared her jaw. She might not have an intricate understanding of orcish politics, but he had just expressed a real fear. Now, more than ever, he needed all his people’s support. A stitch of guilt bit into her – he had been the one unsure about their marriage. If not for this new state of things, this skirmish would have been an everyday annoyance and not an inflammatory act of defying orders. It may have been just a skirmish, but the Warsong orcs had gone against a direct command of the Warchief. 

Perhaps those involved in that fight in the Gulch realized their mistake, maybe they regretted it. Maybe they didn’t. In the end, it didn’t matter – the deed was done, and their defiance set a dangerous example. The next step was Thrall’s to take, and he would be judged by it.

She tried to shake herself out of the dark thoughts, but it was not easy.

“What will you do?” she asked.

His lips twisted into a wry half-smile.

“Call Garrosh to scream at them and try to drag them away from there,” he said, then glanced down at the paper when she stared at him. “Although I’m not sure if I should let the night elves know that Grom’s son might pay their lands a visit. It does not sound politically correct.”

Despite everything, Jaina felt her lips twitch at his grim humor in the middle of everything. Reaching forwards, she touched his hand and he looked up.

“That sounds as if you want them to be mad at him and not you,” she pointed out, raising her eyebrows.

He blinked, then chuckled dryly.

“It was actually not my intention, but that’s a more pleasant idea,” he said. “He should not care, for as long as he remains in Nagrand.”

“I much prefer that to you taking the whole blame.”

For a second he just looked at her, then his smile softened. It changed his expression utterly, from the all consuming scowl to a look that stilled Jaina’s whirling thoughts.

“You needn’t worry about me,” he said, tilting his head slightly.

“Of course I do,” Jaina replied. She didn’t even have to think about the words before she spoke. “You are my husband.”

“True…”

He spoke it slowly. His hand turned over, one large, green fingertip brushing against her palm. Instinctively Jaina lowered her hand into his grip, reassuringly – as if he would need that. But, strong as she knew he was, everyone knew he was, that was really no reason to deny him a bit of reassurance for a change. Not when it came down to it. She certainly hungered for a bit of such herself, in her darkest moments – and Thrall was just as mortal as she.

The look in his eye told her that she was right.

It lasted for only a moment. Too soon his expression melted back to the businesslike look, and he wet the pen again. They worked over the letter for a little while, discussing what could be done. Soon enough Jaina found that Thrall had a rather audacious idea about how to put the fighting on hold, and she had to chuckle at his gall. Still, she easily admitted that it could work. 

After reading through the letter for the last time and signing her name beside his, she nodded and gave it back to him so that he could seal it.

“Funny how I get even more involved in orc politics, as Tandred said,” she muttered, thinking aloud more than anything.

The letter almost fell out of Thrall’s grip.

“Pardon?” he said, giving her a sharp look.

“Ah yes.” Jaina rubbed her forehead somewhat sheepishly. “I’m sorry. It slipped my mind. Luckily, it’s not as worrisome news as I feared it might be.”

In silence he listened to her brief account of her brother’s arrival and eventual, grudging… if not acceptance, then at least lack of furious rejection.

Hmm… well, at least this also gives me an excuse to have Garrosh enter the tale :smiley:

A silleh R me, to paraphrase. Retcon ahead!

She flashed out of existence and reappeared to find herself standing before Thrall, in his chambers, him wearing full armor.

Perhaps you should restructure that sentence to omit the “him wearing full armor”? Coming after “in his chambers”, makes it seem like a sexual qualifier and makes me giggle. “Wearing that sexy suit of full armor…” Okay, that’s probably just me.

“Very well, you can go,” Thrall said and waved his hand.

Either he’s good at restraining himself or “very well” will sound forced.

It seems skirmishes without dead can also have an impact. Wqrchief Thrall knows what’s going on.

Slightly off-topic, but I’ve wondered how one would handle things like battlegrounds and “For The Insert Faction Here!” accomplishments in fanfic. It seems like killing people and bringing them back too often would kind of ruin suspension of disbelief.

So…I’ve considered handling it as counting coup:
Orc: What’s that little tassel thing about?
Troll: Wicked grin I tell you what it’s not…it certainly not locks a’ hair, took by force, from four leaders a’ da Alliance…why would you think dat, mon?

In other words, it’d involve you and your [strike]raid group[/strike] buddies getting past the guards and touching the city boss. Bonus points for slapping, kissing, or—like that hypothetical troll—taking a souvenir.

Rig: I was pondering that about the armor too, when I posted it, but thought I’d see what you guys had to say about it. Suffice to say, out it goes.

Lolotea: Thank you for this wonderful mental image of Gelbin getting an epic cowlick, literally, from a tauren. Oh, keep the change. You’re welcome. I like to share the pain XD

Heh heh…

Gelbin: What…what the stripped gears is this crazy cow doing in my face? Help!
Vehrala Rivermane: Hello, little gnome… SLURP
Gelbin: …My entire face is wet…

Aw man! Do you really have to put that asshole Fandral in there? If so, could you please devise some humiliating punishment for him? He’s an arrogant jackass with a superiority complex.

My sentiments exactly. That yutz annoys the heck out of me.

Seriously…whenever someone claims that the Alliance are the “good guys” and the Horde are the “bad guys,” my response is “archdruids.”

If you ask me, everyone is the “bad guys”. Gief moar Argent Crusade.

Aw, but what about that orc woman who asks you to find her lost son? Or the troll in Badlands who asks you to find his wife, then breaks down crying when you only find her ghost and her wedding nose ring? The Battle at the Wrathgate does show that there can be friendship between factions for a common cause, with the commanders joking with each other.

Anyway… believe you me I’m not very fond of writing Fandral (and unfortunately, he’ll figure some in my other stories -_-;; ) buuut…

A cool, soothing wind rustled the boughs and bushes throughout Darnassus. In the eternal night, tall shadows moved along the paved paths of the city, their long ears swaying with every strong step. Wisps and softly glowing insects fluttered through the air and brought flits of light where the lampposts did not provide any, but most of the inhabitants did not need the extra sources of illumination to see through the dusk.

The wind caused the elegant vines dangling around the windows of the High Priestess’ chambers to brush against the smooth wall in a familiar whisper, but the woman inside was deaf to the calming sounds.

Tyrande Whisperwind read the letter before her with a frown creasing her normally serene brow. Well, less than ten years ago serenity had been the norm. Nowadays she frowned a lot more often than she would prefer. 

The line only grew deeper as she looked up, hearing familiar, hard footsteps from the corridor outside of her chamber. Within a few moments, a sentinel politely knocked on the door and announced that the Archdruid wished to see the High Priestess.

Fandral marched inside as soon as the sentinel moved to let him pass, speaking only a quick greeting while the door closed behind him. His golden eyes all but blazed with anger. It was not an unusual sight, but the scowl was worse than normal.

“I have just received word from the Silverwing Sentinels-”

“Another battle, I know,” Tyrande calmly cut him off, raising the letter. “The Warchief sent urgent word through Lady Proudmoore just now.”

It gave him some pause, but he quickly caught himself and folded his arms – not willing to let this go that easily. She had not expected him to, and, in all honesty, fully understood him this time.

“That is quite convenient, I must say,” he said, glaring at the paper in her hand.

Tyrande sighed. Again she had to agree, but only to a point. 

“I firmly believe he wrote this just as soon as he found out about what had happened,” she said. She could only be relieved that the letter had reached her before the Sentinel messenger found Fandral.

Had she heard this tale from the new Archdruid, in his rage, she knew she would have been hard pressed to hold faith in Thrall and Jaina both. But she wanted to believe that something good could come from this new situation the two of them had forged, that it could lead to an end for the bloodshed. So far, the discussions about Ashevale had not erupted into arguments. They might never get a better chance at peace, and she dreaded losing faith.

However, she had not heard it from Fandral first. And there was a portion of the letter that let her hope remain alive, no matter what the new Archdruid or anybody else might have to say about the recent skirmish.

She didn’t comment on the fact that the Sentinel messenger should have reported directly to her, first. That was a troubling headache she would have to look into when the Archdruid had left. 

“Even so,” Fandral said, folding his arms across his bare chest, “this only proves what I’ve been trying to tell you. This is a mere stunt by the orcs, and we should worry about Lady Proudmoore being seduced into it. Theramore is an important city to us as well.”

“I understand your concern,” Tyrande calmly said. She would have smiled, but kept her voice and face carefully neutral. “There is something here, however, that might soothe those worries, even in your soul.”

If he caught the mild jab, he did not show it. He merely scowled in the same way, watching her with a silent question as she raised the letter and read Thrall’s words aloud.

“Hear me out. ’In light of these issues, I suggest that we both call our troops back from Warsong Gulch, and leave it to the Cenarion Circle to safeguard, to insure peace and that nobody tries to take advantage of the situation.’” She gingerly lowered the letter and studied Fandral’s frozen expression. “I find this suggestion agreeable. Does the Circle have the troops to spare?”

Fandral managed to swallow the first disbelief and launched into just what she had expected of him. 

“That is an outrage!” he snapped, pointing at the letter. “That area has belonged to our people since long before, I imagine, the orcs even knew how to make fire. We have no reason to withdraw.”

“You must understand his position as well, Fandral,” Tyrande said, sharper than before. She waved the paper at him. “The Warchief is a politician as much as you and I are, and he neither could, nor would do as he pleases with his people. As I understand it, he half expects the Warsong orcs to rebel if he simply has them dragged away.”

“How is that our concern?” Fandral demanded.

“It is our concern because then they would do as they pleased in our forests, and both the Warchief and we would have to waste resources chasing after them. If we withdraw the Sentinels, and let the Cenarion Circle take control of the area, then the orcs may grumble but at least see that the gulch is neutral territory.”

In the pause, she could tell that he tried to think of some more reason why this was unacceptable, but, like her, in the end he had to be surprised – and in a positive way. Although he would rather die than admit that, of course. Had it been his idea, on the other hand…

Finally, Fandral pursed his mouth and nodded.

“Very well. If he can make the orcs leave, I will see to it that the Circle sends warrior there at once,” he said. His eyebrows lowered. “Though as I understand, getting them to leave might not be so easy even for the great Warchief. They did not obey his orders not to fight.”

“He says that he will have it done,” Tyrande said, but neglected to reveal the name mentioned in the letter. No reason to give Fandral even more verbal arrows for his quiver, by letting him know whose son the Warchief intended to summon in order to deal with the Warsong clan.

She set the letter down on her desk and gave Fandral another calm look.

“In light of this gracious offer by the Warchief,” she said, “I believe it would be only polite of us to lower our demands of the Horde withdrawal from Ashenvale.”

Fandral was not one to sputter. If he had been, he would have done so for a very long time. As it was, however, he merely blinked, eyes narrowing to two golden threads of light.

“I fear,” he finally said after a moment, voice forcibly controlled, “that the orcs will see that as a sign of weakness and fall over it like a pack of hungry sabers.”

“It is a possibility,” Tyrande conceded, then turned her head to gaze out the window. “I will not bring it up until we have seen the orcs withdraw from the Gulch. You have to agree that the Warchief is making a grand effort to show his good will.”

“If it is heartfelt.”

“I believe so, and I thank Elune that the Warchief is willing to discuss this in the first place.”

Her tone had a note of finality to it, that could not be ignored. After a polite bow and wish for good rest, Fandral left. Once again alone, Tyrande allowed herself a relieved sigh and slumped back in a chair. Only for a short while, though. Soon, she was back up and preparing to inform the people of this new twist. She had to make it all known – the skirmish, as well as the offer – before rumours spread and inflamed the already disbelieving citizens of the new world tree. 

PWNED.

to insure

Ensure, unless the forests have been beset by a threat even greater than the demons: insurance companies.

shudder

Anxiously awaiting the next installment…

Rig: I’m making the most dumbass typos lately for some reason (more than usual, I mean), although calling down lawyers on the nelves have to be one of the most amusing one so far XD

Lolotea: Ask and ye shall recieve!

After the intense day with the arrival of the Stormwind emissary, the meeting with Lord Lor’themar, the news of the skirmish in Warsong Gulch, and Jaina’s report about her brother’s sudden appearance, the following day seemed pretty dull in compare. Thrall found this to be a great relief, and accepted the breather with silent eagerness – though he kept expecting something to happen, and thus could never completely relax.

There was the reply from Tyrande, announcing that she accepted his suggestion and would arrange to have the Sentinels move out of the Gulch at the same time as the Warsong orcs. That too was a relief, but he still had to worry about actually making them leave. He held no false ideas about them grumbling but finally accepting the order – they [i]might[/i] go if he commanded it, but with seething minds. But they might as well flat out refuse, and that would be worse than anything else. Hence his message sent to Garrosh. Faced with both orders from the Warchief and him who was technically their chieftain, the bitter taste should be easier to bear for the Warsong orcs.

Of course, Thrall doubted that Garrosh would be very fond of the idea, either. So far, he had heard nothing from the young Hellscream. He could only wait.

The day was teetering towards evening when the message from Jaina arrived.

Following a report delivered by a troll outrunner, a Kor’kron Elite stepped up towards the throne, stopping in front of the stairs leading up to it. The warrior’s heavy war glaive clanged against his chest armor as he saluted.

“Emissary Southstone of Theramore wishes to deliver a message from your mate, Warchief,” he said.

Thrall nodded, squaring his jaw. Jaina had told him, just this morning, that she would send an official message if she was successful in what they had discussed last night. It seemed she had won in the end, although it had taken her most of the day.

“One moment,” Thrall said. He turned his head and nodded to Vol’jin, who raised his fleshy eyebrows as their gazes met. However, the old troll understood the signal and walked up closer to the throne.

At Thrall’s signal, another orc crossed the floor and walked past the waiting Elite, to join Vol’jin on the Warchief’s other side. Highlord Saurfang exchanged glances with Vol’jin, unobscured as he had taken off his helmet.

“Very well, let him in,” Thrall said.

The Elite saluted again and crossed the floor of the throne room with fair ease. Orcs and trolls were still working at arranging torches and decorating the walls for the celebration, but at least things had calmed down since the first couple of days after the wedding. It was not so crowded as it had been, even if more messangers than usual scurried about to the shamans and other advisors. Now, however, it all stilled as interest piqued about just what this official business might be about.

“What now, Warchief?” Saurfang muttered from the toothy corner of his mouth.

“There’s something Jaina and I have discussed that should be spoken of openly,” Thrall muttered back. “I will appreciate advice from both of you.”

He watched as the emissary left his small escort behind in the first room, and walked across the floor just behind the Elite.

Vol’jin said nothing, but Thrall suspected the old witch doctor still was not sure what to think of the paladin turned emissary. It was, after all, a Darkspear troll who had turned the human’s world view around – and, in the end, had to pay for some irresponsible choices. 

“Emissary Southstone, Warchief,” the Elite rumbled. He saluted, and stepped aside.

Likewise, Thomas saluted by touching a fist to his chest instead of a stretched hand to his forehead.

“Honored Warchief,” he said in Orcish. His accent was grating, but it showed that he honestly tried.

“Greetings, emissary,” Thrall replied, then switched to Common. “What is it that you wish to tell us?”

Thomas lowered his hand, face kept under control. The only sign of his feelings were his tight lips. Standing alone before the orcish Warchief had to be bad enough for a man born and raised in Stormwind, but with the heavily armored Saurfang and a coldly glaring Vol’jin also standing there, one had to give Thomas credit for not even tossing his gaze around nervously.

“I bear words from your mate, Warchief,” he said, using the orcish term as easy as “wife,” which should have come more naturally to him. “Yesterday, her brother, Lord Admiral Tandred Proudmoore arrived in Theramore-” he ignored the murmurs this caused. Both Vol’jin and Saurfang squared their jaws. “- without any ill intent.”

Most murmurs turned to scoffs. 

“On your mate’s suggestion, Warchief, should you find it agreeable, the Lord Admiral has agreed to pay you a formal visit here in Orgrimmar,” Thomas continued, and he must have practiced saying that a few times judging by his neutral face.

The scoffs were nothing to the momentary hush. It did not, however, last very long before the disbelieving growls started.

“I see,” Thrall said, raising his hand as he sharply spoke. A tense silence settled over the room as he looked at the troll and orc at his sides, changing back to Orcish. “What is your opinion about this?”

“What is the purpose?” Saurfang wondered, looking torn between disbelief and confusion. “A show of good will from the Admiral?”

“If so, he be havin’ some gall ta make such an offer while Tiragarde Keep still stands,” Vol’jin said. He scowled, adding in a lower voice, “Especially with what we know about dat fleet now.”

Thrall grimly nodded. What Vol’jin spoke of was another grave matter he would have to bring up with Jaina, and if possible with her brother as well. But the situation between Durotar and Kul Tiras was brittle to use a generous term, and it would have to wait – at least until Tandred Proudmoore at least had been somewhat convinced that his sister hadn’t been forced or enchanted. 

“Jaina and I both wish to eliminate all the old threats of war,” Thrall said. “She has spoken to her brother about this in hopes that it would be another step forwards.”

The Darkspear’s thick lips curled around one of his long, decorated tusks. It was not quite a sneer, more of a silent sigh. He could tell that the Warchief had his idea set about this, even if he did invite to discussion.

As far as Thrall could tell, Vol’jin still had not made peace with what he thought of the recent events. 

“We could always summon Rexxar to take your place again, Warchief,” Vol’jin dryly said. “Dat very possibly saved your life back den.” He raised a gnarled, three-fingered hand and shook his head when Saurfang opened his mouth, still watching Thrall. “But, I admit, it ain’t like dat time. Da old Admiral tried ta lure you outside.”

“My thoughts exactly,” Saurfang agreed. He rubbed his chin, armored glove clanking lightly as his fingers collided against each other. “How have the Admiral and your mate reasoned he will arrive here, however? With his own soldiers as guards?”

“Jaina said that she would accompany him, and bring a few of her Elite Guards as escort,” Thrall said. “There are a few Kul Tiras soldiers in Theramore now, but she would not let them come with her and the Admiral.”

Vol’jin let out a snort, and actually half smirked.

“So he be agreein’ to walk into an enemy city with only his sister and her soldiers, who already stood by and let the last Admiral die.” Thrall kept his face impassive, and just watched the leader of the Darkspears as the troll continued, “if he’s got foul tricks planned, he must be suicidal.”

“The spirits give me no warning,” Thrall mildly said.

“No, Warchief,” Vol’jin said, straightening slightly and looking Thrall in the eyes. “I don’t like humans, and I don’t trust dem, but I don’t think you a fool.”

“I appreciate that, friend.”

A smile tugged at the Warchief’s lips, answered by a wry one on Vol’jin’s as he nodded. Not ecstatic about this twist, but leaving the choice to the spirits. They would know if this really was a trap.

“And what is your opinion?” Thrall asked, turning to Saurfang.

The much older orc looked between the Warchief, Vol’jin and the impassive, waiting Thomas, then back to Thrall. Finally, his lips stretched just the slightest bit and he touched an armored fist to his chest.

“I will have our most reliable soldiers ensure your mate and her brother’s safety, Warchief.”

“Very well, I am counting on you,” Thrall said, and though he didn’t show it he allowed himself to relish the relief of his advisors’ support. Lately, there had been outrageous and seemingly sudden decisions racking up at an alarming rate, and he could not avoid wondering when somebody would step up and question his sanity.

Still he only gave Saurfang a faint smile in return, then turned back to the emissary. Thomas must have understood part of the discussion if not all. The hint of relief in his eyes said as much, although he managed to keep his face mostly neutral.

“My advisors and I accept the Lord Admiral’s offer,” Thrall said, returning to Common again. “He is welcome in Orgrimmar, together with my mate. I would suggest the meeting take place as soon as possible, perhaps tomorrow morning.”

“I will bring your message to Lady Proudmoore and the Lord Admiral at once, honored Warchief,” Thomas replied, saluting again before he took a couple of step backwards and then turned around to walk out, accompanied by the Kor’kron Elite that had brought him in.

Vol’jin returned to the discussion he had been called from, and Saurfang left to make the required preparations. If this could be prepared well enough. The danger was apparent – this would be Jaina’s first official, announced visit to Orgrimmar, and to add up her brother would be with her. The orcs still remembered the last Lord Admiral clearly, and Tiragarde Keep in the south never gave them a chance to forget.

A strange feeling settled over the throne room, a mix of disbelief, curiosity and tension. What did this mean? 

Thrall himself wasn’t sure if he could completely tell what it meant. Tandred Proudmoore’s decision meant far more than just a show of good will. It sent a signal not only to the Horde, but to the Alliance as well – in a way, it was even more scandalous than Theramore’s alliance through marriage. The people of Theramore had made friends with the orcs before. The title “Lord Admiral of Kul Tiras,” however, stood for an invasion that had taken place far too few years ago.

Thrall murmured a prayer to the spirits, and they whispered back in soothing voices. That eased his mind somewhat. Surely there would be some that would try to disrupt the event, but that was Saurfang’s responsibility to prevent and Thrall knew well the Highlord’s ability to plan ahead and act accordingly. 

Still, the visit would cause reactions that went far beyond the actual meeting. Jaina and especially her brother did not simply take a risk with their personal security, in this. 

Tension! Romance! Political pillowtalk! Will our hero manage to convince his brother-in-law that he’s not the Embodiment of Evil? Our hero, I mean. Not his brother-in-law.

Also, I was just shown a transcript of Garrosh and Saurfang arguing in Northrend. Wow. Hellscream is a moron with as much leader instincts as a lemming with a sword. Which makes me happy because that characterization fits well how I preemptively wrote his reaction to all of this. “Has everyone gone mad?!”

“Has everyone gone mad?!” is a certain sign of a foolhard. Now, if they said “I’m surrounded by idiots!”, they probably know what’s what.

I didn’t know the dramatic blurb carried over to every fic :wink: This one is more of a grand treaty of love and war (and I can see the Head Educator trying to make the little princes study the young thing, cause do you think ruling is all about killing dragons? Huh?

First off: Thank you.

Secondly:

Like his daddy, only less…cunning?

And then the guy who says the second quote gets eaten by hyenas! :slight_smile: I assume we’ll see something like that… unless this ends with Thrall somehow dying to save Garrosh, thus teaching him an invaluable lesson.
That being that he better gear up because he will get eaten alive by angry fans. Without ketchup.

Lolotea: Yeah, something like that, though I wonder if Grom’s lighter load of Stupid came from more battle experience.

And then he returns to save his father’s kingdom after having wallowed in guilt for being the cause of Thrall’s death and gone off living la dolce vita with two improbable friends? We’ve seen the same movie.

And then Vol’jin has to chase him down and beat him over the head with a stick and psych him up until he comes back and saves Thrall’s kingdom from his uncle.

Wait.

Thrall is Grom’s honor brother. That means Thrall is Garrosh’s uncle. Now things get a little complicated.

Anyway, question for you peeps. There’s going to be a delegation of draenei attending the celebration. Would it be horribly pretentious of me to throw in yet another original character that connected to important canon characters? I kinda want to have Malo the shaman from Boo dammit (yes I’ll give that a real title… probably) lead the delegation, or at least take part. It makes sense since he’s obviously openminded about orcs and might volunteer where others would not. On the other hand, that means Sarah and Dor’ash are like some kind of diplomatic super glue, having met with the human emissary and a draenei one. On the third hand I’m sortof wanting Diplomacy to be central to all my original stories, but I might have to draw a line somewhere before it gets silly.

Garrosh and Varian are in a league of their own… A league of warmongering berserker jackasses! Every time I think of the Wrathgate, I think Garrosh should have been the one to die there instead of Saurfang’s kid , who by the way was awesome. [STRIKE]Chuck Norris[/STRIKE] Saurfang Facts aside, Junior there was a good warrior, and much more fit to lead the Mag’har than that idiot Garrosh, who was little more than a whiny emo bitch when you first found him, and just wanted to roll over and play dead even after you singlehandedly saved the Mag’har from a multitude of threats.

Malo at the delegation? He seems a cool-headed enough sort, and would probably do well.

I haven’t actually read that one yet, but why not? You’ve got the character in existence, why not use it?