Best. Auction. Ever.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5534899126&rd=1
Buy him a computer, and in a few years, he’ll send you a picture of him beating Half-Life 2.

This guy must be desperate. O.o

That is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen, I love how he bags his machine with the style, flair and class of the computing elite. I salute a man who knows his rig sucks that much :stuck_out_tongue:

I love how its at $405.00

Thats hot.

I currently have 256 megs of RAM. Go me! SD RAM is what all the cool kids use though, I mean like, come on, DDR RAM? Why don’t you just hop on a dance pad and make a fool of yourself?

Holy SHIT that was funny :stuck_out_tongue:

My GOD!!! Who can pay $405 for screenshots?!?!? Damn that guy has skillz.

This man is my God.

I love the proof of his trustworthyness.

[quote=““This guy””]
I don’t know what else I can show you people to prove my computer is really this bad. I understand your concern in these moderm times, but I am not a dishonest person. I mean, come on, I’m Canadian. >_<
[/quote]

Invalid. h8

Hehehehehehehehehehe! Now this is what I cal ridiculous!

Psh. The auction has been removed, but i bet mine is worse then his.

1996 IBM APTIVA E2U, featuring hyper-blast-processing! :0z
AMD k6 Maddog Processor, 233mhz, MMX/3DNOW
48MB SyncDRAM (256max)
6 gig HD. Yes. Thats right, a whole 6 FUCKING GIG. WOOOO.
512k L2 Burst Cache
4Mb SYNCHGRAF-X Onboard video adapater, with optional AGP1x

Features:
*Can play Starcraft…sometimes
*Motherboard error beep goes off continuously, even though there is no error
*Monitor port is falling out
*AGP1x slot is dead
*2nd RAM slot is dead
*USB ports are dead
*Power supply is dead…pretty much
*Power supply fan is broken
*Northbride fan is broken, but only because it takes too much power from the PSU or something, and spins at a million miles an hour, then dislodges itself
*No case. See the inner workings of a true computer!
*Texas Instruments motherboard
*Radio Shack CD drive
*Floppy disk drive shoots sparks sometimes (no fucking lie).
*Can play SNES emulators…sometimes, if you can put up with under 30 fps.

Ahh, <3 my machine. It still runs suprisingly well since i have ditched Win98 and gone for Legacy Linux/Vector Linux. Suprisingly well meaning, runs like shit, hardly ever works, but can check email/get on AIM.

Already seen it. Damn, though. Feel bad for him.