Bacon Whores! :D

Why have to make bacon yourself, when you can hire someone to do it for you?

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I like the life cycle of bacon. :smiley:


It’s like, my whole life has been a lie! Bacon is actually born in cocoons!

SG must be one of their regulars.

He certainly smells like it, Kero.

I don’t need to look to know that I’ll be disgusted. Bacon… ew.

Bacon…yuck. Too much fat and grease and…blech.

And SG doesn’t smell like bacon, he smells clean…like Snuggle fabric softener. And he’s lint-free. :moogle:

Bacon is the best fattening, grease laden, heart-attack causing food ever to be shaved from a pig and served with eggs.

You mean, born inside a cocoon.

What really sold me on this was the little picture in the lower-right corner, with the family and the caption reading “The whole family loves Baconwhores!” I just cracked up laughing then.

And it doesn’t taste good either.