Baby Meat

Better than cow, horse, and maybe even dog. I like mine medium rare. Opinions?

I agree, nothing like baby back ribs dripping in sauce.

Or babies under glass

Or deep fried beer battered babies

Or roasted babies and saurkraut

This thread is dog meat pal

Q: What’s red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that’s been playing with a chainsaw!

Q: whats easier to move? A truckload of babies or a truckload of bricks?

A: Babies, since you can use a pitchfork

Q: what do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gerkin?
A: Big Mac

Q: how do you get 50 dead babies in a bucket?
A: Bleander

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos

Q: whats blue and makes moms cry?
A: sids

Q: whats the best thing about going to twenty eight year olds parties?
A: theres twenty of them

Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
A: Nail it’s other hand to the floor.

Q: How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
A: Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was chained to a bumper!

You guys are sick!

Big Nutter

A: What do you get when you hit a 5 year old with a baseball bat?

Q: An erection!

Q: What is red and creeps up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.

Q: Whats funnier then 100 dead babies in a pile?

A: 100 live babies in a pile on fire!

Okay, that one isn’t very clever

Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.

trying very hard to get this thread closed <.<

You’re doing great ^_~

Q: Where do babies go when they die?
A: Nowhere silly! Babies don’t have souls!

Q: Whats blue and rolling around the floor?
A: A baby with a plastic bag over it’s head

I’ve always enjoyed things you can do with dead babies. Methinks it’s on Newgrounds somewhere. (also where I’m getting all my favorite jokes)

No, the thing to do with babies is to mash them all up into a spread. t’s like Apple butter, but from babies instead! Baby Butter! =DD

In case you guys couldn’t tell, she REALLY doesn’t like most kids.

Q: Whats the difference between a piggy bank and a baby?
A: Piggy banks don’t scream when you hit them with a hammer