Better than cow, horse, and maybe even dog. I like mine medium rare. Opinions?
I agree, nothing like baby back ribs dripping in sauce.
Or babies under glass
Or deep fried beer battered babies
Or roasted babies and saurkraut
This thread is dog meat pal
Q: What’s red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A: A baby that’s been playing with a chainsaw!
Q: whats easier to move? A truckload of babies or a truckload of bricks?
A: Babies, since you can use a pitchfork
Q: what do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gerkin?
A: Big Mac
Q: how do you get 50 dead babies in a bucket?
Q: How do you get them out?
Q: whats blue and makes moms cry?
Q: whats the best thing about going to twenty eight year olds parties?
A: theres twenty of them
Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
A: Nail it’s other hand to the floor.
Q: How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
A: Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was chained to a bumper!
You guys are sick!
A: What do you get when you hit a 5 year old with a baseball bat?
Q: An erection!
Q: What is red and creeps up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
Q: Whats funnier then 100 dead babies in a pile?
A: 100 live babies in a pile on fire!
Okay, that one isn’t very clever
Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.
trying very hard to get this thread closed <.<
You’re doing great ^_~
Q: Where do babies go when they die?
A: Nowhere silly! Babies don’t have souls!
Q: Whats blue and rolling around the floor?
A: A baby with a plastic bag over it’s head
I’ve always enjoyed things you can do with dead babies. Methinks it’s on Newgrounds somewhere.
http://thisisacryforhelp.com/deadbabies.html (also where I’m getting all my favorite jokes)
No, the thing to do with babies is to mash them all up into a spread. t’s like Apple butter, but from babies instead! Baby Butter! =DD
In case you guys couldn’t tell, she REALLY doesn’t like most kids.
Q: Whats the difference between a piggy bank and a baby?
A: Piggy banks don’t scream when you hit them with a hammer